A little chuckle

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PRAGUE, Czech Republic (Reuters) - A peaceful meadow proved a less-than-idyllic rendezvous spot for a Czech couple who were run over by a tractor during an amorous moment.

The couple picked the meadow near the village of Brnicko in the eastern Czech Republic because it was dark and peaceful, but it was not so for long.

The driver of the tractor took a short cut through the field on his way to a party, riding over the woman's chest and the man's buttocks, injuring both, the local news agency CTK reported.

No one knew about the accident for several weeks -- until doctors and insurers investigated the origins of the couple's injuries.

Police charged the tractor driver, who said he did not notice the love-making pair, with the criminal offense of causing an injury.

-- capnfun (capnfun1@excite.com), October 20, 2000


riding over the woman's chest and the man's buttocks,

LOL...What were they doing?...heh!

-- Peg (em@i.l), October 20, 2000.

My daughter sent me this one yesterday. It just goes to show how far some folks will go to get revenge:

This actually IS true -- it was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University: It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage at the microphone to talk to the crowd. He said that he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and groom's families for coming and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a fabulous reception. To thank everyone for coming and bringing gifts and everything, he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift from just him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair was a manila envelope, including the wedding party. He said that this was his gift to everyone, and told everyone to open the envelopes. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 picture of his best man having sex with the bride. He had gotten suspicious of the two of them and hired a private detective to trail them weeks prior to the wedding. After he stood there and watched the people's reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!"He turned to his bride and said, "F---you!", and then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm out of here." He had the marriage annulled first thing that Monday morning. While most of us would have broken off the engagement immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with it anyway, as if nothing was wrong. His revenge:

Making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for 300 guests for a wedding and reception. Letting everyone know exactly what did happen. And best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of all of their friends and their entire families. This guy has balls the size of church bells. Do you think we might see one of those MasterCard "Priceless" commercials out of this?******Elegant wedding for 300 family and guest. $32,000 Photographers for the wedding. $3,000 Deluxe Honeymoon accommodations in Maui for 2 weeks. $8,500. The look on everyone's faces after seeing a photo of the Bride and Best Man having sex.....Priceless!!! Now this is the way revenge should be!!!!!

-- Anita (Anita_S3@hotmail.com), October 20, 2000.


I wonder that they were doing??? :-)


That was one of the best stories I've ever read in my life.

Definitely a classic!!!


-- Deano (deano@luvthebeach.com), October 20, 2000.


That was excellent Anita.What I wouldn't give to had been there,you could have heard me cackling all the way to Zimbabwe.Do ya reckon she got to keep the gifts?

-- capnfun (capnfun1@excite.com), October 20, 2000.


Just a simple lad ploughing his furrow.

-- (nemesis@awol.com), October 20, 2000.

Doesn't sound like he even made it to the short rows : )

-- capnfun (capnfun1@excite.com), October 20, 2000.


OMG!!! Best story of revenge I have EVER read. The BEST.

Hee hee.

-- consumer (shh@aol.com), October 27, 2000.

Unfortunately, it's just a story.

-- (hmm@hmm.hmm), October 27, 2000.

Dog gone it hmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!! Now you went and spoiled all the fun.

I thought it was 'true', dammit.

Ready for the mich lite, Capn, bud, a toast!!!!

-- consumer (shh@aol.com), October 27, 2000.

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