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I came across a story on about this cute little fella.

Mr. Winkle

-- Peg (em@i.l), October 19, 2000


Here's a Link to the story...(well, I had to get into new answers, didn't

-- Peg (
em@i.l), October 19, 2000.


-- Peg (em@i.l), October 19, 2000.


Saw this lil' guy on the early news one morning last week. They showed cuts of the calendar shoot. It hurts to laugh that hard that early in the morning. Cute lil' guy for sure!! She's making a small fortune off the critter.........


-- Deano (, October 19, 2000.

The debates would have been a lot more interesting if either Bush or Gore (or both?) had taken time to perfect "The Mr. Winkle Tongue Thing" [pat. pend.].

-- I'm Here, I'm There (I'm Everywhere@so.beware), October 19, 2000.

Do you know where that thing lives? My pit bull is dying to tear it to shreds.

-- (deano@is.a.fag), October 19, 2000.

Why on earth is she making a fortune off a furry rat? Jeez, that's not a's a nightmare on four legs.

That thing gives me the creeps.

-- Patricia (, October 19, 2000.

Patricia, didn't you or one of your friends ever have a pet rat? One of my friends did. A white one with pink eyes. Cutest sweetest little thing. I used to let him hang out on my shoulder and back. heehee >^..^<

-- cin (cin@=0.)), October 19, 2000.

No, but I had a few hamsters at different times. I think mice are cute, too, but this thing here has the creepiest face. I don't know just does.

Speaking of mice, I saw the cutest thing outside my office building a couple of weeks ago. There was this tiny (and I do mean tiny -- maybe 2-1/2" long tops) mouse (his tail had to be four+ inches long) trying to catch a cricket. The cricket was as big as the mouse's head!

One of those Kodak moments, but I didn't have a camera with me.

-- Patricia (, October 19, 2000.

Deano is a fag???

Mighty big of ya to be talking shit behind your PC lil' man. Answer me this big guy - why do losers, such as yourself, always do the namecalling from the confines of their dark little bedrooms??


-- Deano (, October 20, 2000.

Sounds like the lil' Winkle lover dude would blow him if allowed...


-- (deano.loves@winkle's.weenie), October 20, 2000.

You realize that immitation is the highest form of flattery. I appreciate that big guy!! So how is Uncle Daddy doing these days??

With luck, I'll have the pleasure of meeting your sorry ass one day. Although, I'd bet big money you'd never own up to talking shit. Little twerps never do.....


-- Deano (, October 20, 2000.

Deano@is a fag..keep your pit on the leash..Mr.Winkle and yellow cat are mine. They'll look real nice, side by side on my 'pit'..

-- meat be meat (whether its a Winkle or, October 21, 2000.

Hey Deano faggy boy! You're so faggy you named yourself after a baseball player because you like his chubby butt cheeks!

It's always the pissant fags like you who mouth off to others first, and then talk real tough when someone does it to them. You can dish it out but you can't take it, because you're a faggot.

If I ever meet you I'll dare you to say that "blow Gore" shit to my face. You're too much of a chicken shit because you know I'd knock you flat on your ass, faggy boy. Go jerkoff to your pictures of your idol, the fag baseball player. LMAO

-- (deano@is.a.fag), October 22, 2000.

Hi Squawk.

Nice to hear from you. When are you going to quit hiding behind phony screen names?

-- Squack Fan (-@nwo.con), October 22, 2000.

When he becomes a man?????? (And then, MAYBE!!)

You make me laugh out loud little boy..........hysterically, in fact!!


-- Deano (, October 23, 2000.

Actually, Deano is my real name.

But I will give you half credit for knowing Dizzy Dean was a ball player many years ago. Wanna try for extra credit lil' guy??


-- Deano (, October 23, 2000.

This looks like yet another NWO plot to pablumize the brains of Western sheeple.

-- NWO Detector (Just@Say.No.To.NWO), October 28, 2000.

>> I will give you half credit for knowing Dizzy Dean was a ball player many years ago. Wanna try for extra credit lil' guy?? <<

Extra credit? Like for knowing Dizzy Dean had a brother, Daffy Dean?

-- Brian McLaughlin (, November 02, 2000.

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