10. You are guaranteed to get at least a lil somethin in the sack.

9. If you get tired, you can wait 20 minutes and go at it again.

8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

7. You dont have to compliment the person who gives you some.

6. Its Ok when the person youre with fantasizes youre someone else, because you are.

5. Forty years from now, you'll still enjoy candy.

4. If you dont like what you get, you can always go next door.

3. It doesnt matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.

2. Less guilt the morning after.

And....the #1 reason why trick a treating is better than sex.......... YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD.

-- consumer (shh@aol.com), October 13, 2000

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LOL!!!

-- Peg (e-m@i.l), October 13, 2000.

'Sumer

Just catching up here since the weekend. (Capn & I said we wished you had been in LV, we thought about ya! You would have loved it. Wait for his pix.) This is too funny!

-- Aunt Bee (Aunt__Bee@hotmail.com), October 17, 2000.

Hey girl!!! I AM anxiously awaiting....Capn!!!! comeon now, I know it takes awhile to recover, but sheesh!!!!

-- consumer (shh@aol.com), October 23, 2000.

'sumer...welcome back :)

Here are the pics

-- Peg (em@i.l), October 23, 2000.