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Subject: [ot]Due to 48 hour ultimatium what preps now? Posted By: Onebyone (Registered User) Posted At: 10/7/00 2:19:19 pm From IP: Due to Israel issuing the 48 hour deadline (see mid east thread).
What preps do you think we should be making today?
Do you think it is time to head to the bunker or farm?
Any last minute suggestions?
-- Linker (Linker@got.preps?), October 08, 2000
Maybe we should all plan to stay in Las Vegas a little longer, just in case!
-- Concerned Citizen (CC@LV.or.bust!), October 08, 2000.
My favorite response:
I feels a tribulation comin' on! I'm 'bout ready, let's get this show on the road!
Man, that place is whacko!
-- Uncle Deedah (firstname.lastname@example.org), October 08, 2000.
It's warmer than Nashville.I'm game.
-- capnfun (email@example.com), October 08, 2000.
And let's not forget the killer wave from a collapsing volcano that is soon to hit the east coast. Would a rubber raft work?
-- ~~~~~~~ (~~~~~~@~~~~~~.vcom), October 08, 2000.
1st the false messiah must appear [antichrist] and solve the worlds problem,s [temp.] then when all the decieved [unbelievers] are shouting ''peace-peace-then comes sudden--destruction! in the meantime-wars & rumors of wars!! TRUE=BELIEVERS won,t be here--when the real nasty stuff starts!!!
-- no fear here. (firstname.lastname@example.org), October 08, 2000.
I guess I'd better mosey on down to Wally World and buy more ammo. Not that I need any, but someone said PREPS. Reminds me of a joke: what does a non-mormon need to be prepared?
Answer: an AK-47 and a stake list. (HAHA!) If you do not get this joke, you deserve to starve.
-- (humph@KY.Jelly), October 09, 2000.
Due to the mythology of Armageddon in the Book of Revelations, a certain subset of fundametalist doomers are very sensitive to issues of peace in the Middle East in connection to prophecies of end times. Every time the Palestinians and Israelis square off for another bout of trading bullets and shells, these poor folks get excited about the Second Coming.
Jesus said, "the poor you shall always have with you." While he was at it, he should have added, the deranged, credulous and religiously fanatic. They never seem to be less numerous at one time than another.
-- Brian McLaughlin (email@example.com), October 09, 2000.
Thanks for your insight Brian. It is appreciated.
-- Aunt Bee (Aunt__Bee@hotmail.com), October 09, 2000.
While it is true that the Mideast has been at war for thousands of years, it is only very recently that the countries in that region have acquired weapons of mass destruction.
-- (firstname.lastname@example.org), October 09, 2000.
"...it is only very recently that the countries in that region have acquired weapons of mass destruction."
This is true, but why is it that when I see photos of the unrest, it's people generally *throwing rocks*??
-- (email@example.com), October 09, 2000.
Yes, but the rocks are made of plutonium.
-- (firstname.lastname@example.org), October 09, 2000.
-- CD (email@example.com), October 09, 2000.
"EZ-boreders Seem To Be Working Themselves Into A Frenzy"
This title would seem to indicate that they have not been in a frenzy for the past 2 years.
-- (firstname.lastname@example.org), October 09, 2000.