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Confirmed political junkie driven mad by the voice and tenor of Joe Lieberman's voice! Subject puking, has terrible diarrhea! Torn between looking in rapt boredom or watching "The Price is Right" reruns from the toilet.

Film at 11.

-- Uncle Deedah (, October 05, 2000


BwaaaHHHUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuulllllllgggghhh!!! UrrrrrghhhhhhhuuuuuuUUUUUULLLPPPhh!!!! (wipes mouth) HUUUUuuuuuuurrrrruuulpppppphhhh!!!

-- Uncle Deedah (, October 05, 2000.

Headlines, November 3, 2000...

Plotical looney tune Deedah jumps out of 20th floor window in Miami Hotel when he realizes that he wasted his vote. Harry Browne didn't have a chance in hell, but he thought he did.

-- (keep@on.dreaming), October 05, 2000.

Sorry. I am not even the slightest bit 'plotical'.

-- Uncle Deedah (, October 05, 2000.

Puleeeeeezeeee Uncle Deedah!!! Ward, Wally and the Beav are eating! Ward is watching CSPAM while chowing down pot roast and potatoes. I won't tell him what you just said.....tee heee (I agree with you). Say, Ward is getting a little boring, wanna meet somewhere and chat a while?

-- Mrs. Cleaver (Mrs. Cleaver@LITBBBB.xcom), October 05, 2000.

Is the Beaver ready for tube steak?

-- (hot@and.juicy), October 05, 2000.

Porky, is that you in Cell Block D?

-- yikes (, October 05, 2000.

Yes, it's me, and I've got some hot pork for the Beaver.

-- (hot@pork.sausage), October 05, 2000.


Number forty-seven said to number three:

"You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see.

I sure would be delighted with your company,

come on and do the Jailhouse Rock with me."

-- ; (Elvis@lives.!), October 06, 2000.

Lewdest line ever to make it onto network TV:

"Ward, don't you think you were a bit hard on the Beaver last night?"

-- no one here (-@-.-), October 06, 2000.

Save a tree-Eat a beaver.

-- Sam (, October 06, 2000.

ROFLMAO! I love it! There is absolutely no respect here.

-- (, October 06, 2000.

Does beaver taste anything like cat?

-- meat be meat (whether its be@ver.or cat), October 06, 2000.

Mrs Cleaver can we see the Beaver?

-- ain't tellin (no@way.uhuh), October 06, 2000.

"Does beaver taste anything like cat?"

No, it is more like a tuna taco.

-- (, October 06, 2000.


wash the coochie honey

-- noway (ain't @telling.nah), October 06, 2000.

In the words of an old blues song...

"What's That Smells Like Fish?"

-- (Blind@Boy.Fuller), October 07, 2000.

Blind man walking past the tuna at a fish market...

"Good evening ladies"

-- (heee.heee@haaa.haaa), October 07, 2000.

The left-overs of an Eskimo picnic?

-- home (, October 07, 2000.

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