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Q: What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: About 45 pounds.
Q: What is the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: About 45 minutes.
-- Ken S. in WC TN (email@example.com), October 05, 2000
Okay Ken, do you know why a married woman weighs 45 lbs. more than a single woman?
A single woman comes home looks in the fridge and goes to bed. A married woman looks in the bed and goes to the fridge.
-- Laura (firstname.lastname@example.org), October 05, 2000.
GOOD ONE LAURA!!!
-- Wendy (email@example.com), October 05, 2000.
Oh Laura!! Way too funny! Love it!!
-- Misha (MishaaE@aol.com), October 06, 2000.
What's the difference between a man and a cow chewing her cud?
At least when the cow's mouth is moving, you know something productive is happening!
-- Soni (firstname.lastname@example.org), October 06, 2000.