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but wish you didn't have to read.....

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it)

If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it ;-)

A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. (In my next life I want to be a pig)(How'd they figure this out, and why?)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Still can't get over that pig thing) (Don't try this at home...maybe at work?)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?) (And pigs get 30-minute orgasms?Doesn't seem fair)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.(Hmmmmmmmmm........:- )

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do. (If you're ambidextrous do you split the difference?)

The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. (Did taxpayers pay for this research??)

Polar bears are left handed. (Who knew....? Who cares? How'd they find out, did they ask them?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What can be so tasty on the bottom of the pond?)

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes...can you imagine?? And why pigs?)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it starves to death. (Creepy)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home. What the....) (Well, at least pigs get a break there...)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (In my next life I still want to be a pig ... quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet. (Oh, Geez) (That'salmost as bad as catfish)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain. (I know some people like that... Flint comes to mind :-)

Starfish don't have brains. (I know some people like that too....Decker? :-)

After reading all these, all I can say is............. Lucky Pigs...

-- Netghost (ng@no.yr), October 01, 2000


To the top!

-- Brian McLaughlin (, October 02, 2000.

A cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it starves to death. (Creepy)

Mike the headless chicken lived a long life. Of course, his human fed him through the stump. I believe Mike asphyxiated on a kernel of corn. Who has the link?

-- Bingo1 (, October 02, 2000.

Mike has his own website. Maybe more than one.


-- Uncle Deedah (, October 02, 2000.

The two objects of your affection probably would consider themselves above reading a post by you (or me). So since they are not here let's talk about them.

-- butt nugget (, October 02, 2000.

BN... If you're talking to me, I can understand why the 6 objects of my affections wouldn't talk to you, but to me??????????... LMAO !!!!!!

-- Netghost (ng@no.yr), October 03, 2000.

Oops.... forgot about Olga... 7 :-)

-- Netghost (ng@no.yr), October 03, 2000.

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