This came to me today. I don't know the original source. Thought I'd pass it along because it made me LOL! _________________________________________________________

1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country.

2. The New York Times is read by people who think they run the country.

3. The Washington Post is read by people who think they ought to run the country.

4. USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the country but don't understand the Washington Post.

5. The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn't mind running the country, if they could spare the time.

6. The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run the country.

7. The New York Daily News is read by people who aren't too sure who's running the country.

8. The New York Post is read by people who don't care who's running the country, as long as they do something scandalous.

9. The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who aren't sure there is a country, or that anyone is running it.

10. The Miami Herald is read by people who are running another country.

-- Buddy (buddydc@go.com), September 29, 2000

Answers

Yes, I always read my morning Miami Herald before making any decisions each day.

-- King of Spain (madrid@aol.cum), September 29, 2000.

The Daily Oregonian is read by people who live in the city, but wished they lived in the country.

-- Brian McLaughlin (brianm@ims.com), September 29, 2000.