Only from Shambala Botanicals / Xavier Exotic Herbs ...

  "Seventh Heaven" Kathmandu Temple Kiff (tm), "Seventh Heaven" Prosaka Tablets
  (tm) & "Seventh Heaven" Gentle Ferocity Tablets (tm)

  Now offering for your Delight ... our "Seventh Heaven" Kathmandu Temple Kiff
  (tm) for Blissful Regressions of Vexatious Depressions!

  An imported Nepalese, sensitive, pipe-smoking/stoking substance; Kathmandu
  Temple Kiff is the most substantial marijuana/cannabis alternative on the
  planet.

  Absolutely Legal!  Marvelously Potent!

  Kathmandu Temple Kiff possess all of the positive virtues fine ganja/cannabis
  without any of the negatives.  An amalgamation of high concentrates of rare
  euphoric herbas, Kathmandu is offered in a solid jigget/bar format and is
  actually more UPLIFTING & POISED than cannabis / marijuana while rendering
  Euphoria, Happiness, Mood-Enhancement, Stress/Depression Relief and promoting
  contemplativeness, creativity, better sleep, lucid dreaming ... and enhancing
  the sexual experience!!!

  Kathmandu Temple Kiff is simply the best and just a little pinch/snippet of the
  Kathmandu goes a long, "sensitive" way.  Just 4 or 5 draws of the pipe ... (an
  herb pipe included with each package of Kathmandu Temple Kiff).

  PLEASE NOTE:  Although no botanical factor in Kathmandu Temple Kiff is illegal
  or considered to be harmful by regulatory agencies and no tobacco is included
  therein, it is the policy of our company that Kathmandu Temple Kiff may not be
  offered or sold to any person that has not attained at least 21 years of age.

  Ingredients:

  Kathmandu Temple Kiff is both a euphoriant and an uplifting, calmative relaxant
  that offers scintillating physical and cerebral ambiance enhancement. Kathmandu
  Temple Kiff is a proprietary, prescribed amalgamation which includes the
  following synergistically, synesthesia conglomerated, uncommon herbs, resins,
  essences, flower-tops and oils in extreme ratio extractment ranging from 8.5 to
  1. to 60 to 1, viripotent concentrations : Drachasha, Chavana Prash, Trikatu,
  Black Seed Herb, Capillaris Herba, Angelica Root, Wild Dagga, Haritaki,
  Shatavari, Labdunum, Neroli, Unicorn Root, Papaver Rhoes, Dendrobian, Calea
  Zacalechichi, Rue, Amla, Salvia Divinorum, Crocus Sativa, Lotus and Gokshura.

  Also for your sensitive mellowness.... "Seventh Heaven" Prosaka Tablets are an
  entirely natural, proprietary, botanical prescription comprised of uncommon
  Asian Herbs for Calm, Balance, Serenity and Joyful Living.

  "Seventh Heaven" Prosaka is indeed a most extraordinary, viripotent, calming,
  centering, mood-enhancing, holistically-formulated, exotic herbaceous
  alternative to pharmaceutical medications for depression, anxiety, stress,
  insomnia, etc.

  NO side effects!  NO dependency!  Vivaciously Mellow!

  There is ABSOLUTELY nothing else quite like "Seventh Heaven" Prosaka (tm).

  Ingredients:

  Seventh Heaven Prosaka tablets contain the following herbal factors in precise
  prescription: Tadix Salviae, Sensitive Mimosa Bark, Arullus Euphoriae,
  Shizandra, Frutcus Mori, Caulis, Polygoni Multiflori, Zizphus, Tang Kuei, Cedar
  Seed, Sweetflag Rhizome, Cuscutae, Amber, Radix Scutellariae, Evodia, Longan,
  Arizisaema, Cistanches, Radix Polygalae, Red Sage Root and Eucommia. 
  Recommended dosage: 1-2 tablets; 2-3 times per day.

  Also.... for your "Sensitive" "Pure Energy" Energization.... "Seventh Heaven"
  Gentle Ferocity Tablets (tm).  A "Seventh Heaven" non-caffeine, non-ephedrine,
  non-ephedra, non-MaHuang; viripotent, herbaceous prescription for the dynamic
  energization of body, mind and spirit.

  This Gentle Ferocity Formulation is amalgamated in accordance with the
  fundamental Taoist herbal principle of botanical interactiveness and
  precursorship which in essence is a molecular equation of the relevant
  botanical/herbal alkaloids and glycosides interacting with one another to
  prolificate molecular communion and thereby to achieve demonstrative herbal
  efficaciousness without negative implication to any aspect of human composition. 
  These Gentle Ferocity Cordial Tablets are incredulously and thoroughly
  effective.  Enjoy!

  Contents:

  Each Gentle Ferocity Tablet contains 500 mg. of the following proprietary
  formulated, high-ratio concentrated botanical factors ... Cortex Eucommiae,
  Radex Polygoni Multiflori, Zizyphus Seed, Fructus Schisandrae, Radix Panax
  Ginseng, Radix Astragali, Atractylode
, Sclerotium, Porial Cocos, Saussurea
  Tang Kuei, Longan, Radix Paeoniae, Biota Seeds, Glehnia, Radix Salviae,
  Ligusticum, Lycu Berry, Radix Dioscoreae, Cortex Mouton, Frutcus Corni, Radix
  Polygalae, Cistanches, Radix Pseudoslellariae and Cortex Aranthopanacis.

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  PRICING INFORMATION:

  1.      SEVENTH HEAVEN KATHMANDU TEMPLE KIFF (tm)

  One     .75 oz. jigget/bar          $65.00
  One    1.5 oz. jigget/bar          $115.00 (Free Capillaris Herba with 1.5 oz.
  bar Refer to Capillaris paragraph at end of text)


  2.     SEVENTH HEAVEN PROSAKA (tm)

  One    100 tablet tin          $40.00
  Three  100 tablet tins        $105.00
  Six    100 tablet tins          $185.00

  3.     SEVENTH HEAVEN GENTLE FEROCITY (tm)

  One   300 tablet jar          $130.00

  4.     BODY, MIND, SPIRIT "HEAVENLY" INTRO COMBINATION OFFER

  Includes one, 1.5 oz. jigget/bar of Kathmandu Temple Kiff & 1 tin (100 tablets)
  of Seventh Heaven Prosaka.  For $125.00 (Reg. $155.00  Save $30) (Free
  Capillaris Herba with this intro offer.  Refer to Capillaris paragraph at end of
  text)

  5.     "PURE ENERGY" INTRO COMBINATION OFFER

  Includes one, 1.5 oz. jigget/bar of Kathmandu Temple Kiff & 1 jar (300 tablets)
  of Seventh Heaven Gentle Ferocity.  For $170.00 (Reg. $245.00  Save $75)  (Free
  Capillaris Herba with this intro offer Refer to Capillaris paragraph at end of
  text)

  6. XAVIER PREFERENTIAL INTRO COMBINATION OFFER

  Includes one, 1.5 oz. jigget/bar of Kathmandu Temple Kiff & 1 tin (100 tablets)
  of Seventh Heaven Prosaka & 1 jar (300 tablets) of Seventh Heaven Gentle
  Ferocity For $200.00 (Reg. $285.00  Save $85)  (Free Capillaris Herba with this
  intro offer Refer to Capillaris paragraph at end of this text/advertisement.)

  All products Satisfaction Guaranteed.

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  ORDERING INFORMATION:

  For your convenience, you can call us direct with your orders or questions.

  Call 1-719-686-0982.  We are ready for your calls 7 days a week.

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  SPECIAL DISCOUNT & GIFT

  Call now and receive a FREE gift from Xavier Exotics.  With every order for a
  1.5 oz. jigget / bar of Kathmandu Temple Kiff or an order for our "Heavenly"
  Intro Combination Offer or our "Pure Energy" Intro Combination Offer, we will
  include as our free gift to you ... a 1.5 oz. package of our ever so sedate,
  sensitive Asian import, loose-leaf Capillaris Herba for "happy" smoking or
  brewing ... (a $40.00 retail value).

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Answers

SHILLING FOR SOMEONE ABC/Brian?

-- cpr (buytexas@swbell.net), September 26, 2000.

Role model for the Assholes of the "new age" :

-- cpr (buytexas@swbell.net), September 26, 2000.

>> SHILLING FOR SOMEONE ABC/Brian? <<

In 1999 there was another Brian who posted to TB2K. He signed his posts with "Brian" and his email address was (IIRC) brian@imager.com. Since he was here when I arrived, I chose to sign my posts "Brian McLaughlin" to reduce confusion. Also, I post using my work email address, brianm@ims.com. The other Brian was a Canadian. I am an Oregonian.

From time to time during 2000, here in TB2K Spinoff, some old-timers such as Ken Decker have remarked that they thought I was Canadian, so I suppose I was only partially successful at eliminating confusion on this head.

But, cpr, let me assure you. I have no qualms or problems posting anything whatsoever under my real name, using a real email address.

If I want to ridicule you, I will do it in the open. If I post something dumb or controversial, I'll do it in the open. If I post something banal or inane, I'll do it in the open. If I post anything at all, I'll do it in the open. I can honestly say that since April, 1999 to the present, in both the old forum and this one, I have signed every single one of my posts the same: Brian McLaughlin.

How about you reveal all the handles you've used here at various times? I've already revealed all of mine: BRIAN McLAUGHLIN. Put that in your pipe and smoke it, you juvenile, whining, carping, boastful, boring, self-important, impotent jerk.

-- Brian McLaughlin (brianm@ims.com), September 26, 2000.

Brian,

Now B, you know CPR was and is right about Y2k, so why the backsliding? He was right. Why question the man who was right about Y2k? Is he not right about damn near all?

You Brian were wong and CPR was/is right, and kewl too, so get a klue.

Ya some of us miss the "humble" Brian who understands that CPR was right, can he come b

-- cpr is right (fannybubbles@usa.net), September 27, 2000.

ack??? pretty please.

-- CPR is right and the Cowboys suck (fannybubbles@usa.net), September 27, 2000.

Please please-step back, slowly, from the thesaurus

-- FutureShock (gray@matter.think), September 27, 2000.

Brian: BACK TO THE END OF CPR's FOOD SERVICE line for you!!!!

Back, I say BACK. :-)

-- consumer (shh@aol.com), September 27, 2000.