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-- ABC (a@b.c), September 26, 2000


SHITHEAD. My degrees are from SUNY. 1980, 1986.

-- cpr (, September 26, 2000.

SHITHEAD. My degrees are from SUNY. 1980, 1986.

One of my Master's papers was accepted by the Sr. Historian of the United States into the Library of the Smithsonian.

WHAT have you ever done but use an "anonymous email" address to post BULL SHIT with?

-- cpr (, September 26, 2000.

Rally cpr? Cool

-- cin (cin@=0.)), September 26, 2000.

Damn, CPR, I could have sworn your degrees were from the University of Iowa's Writers Program.

-- Peter Errington (, September 26, 2000.

Oh, you wouldn't want me to brag about my accomplishments, would you? You're always criticizing others for posting their resumes, as I recall. However, I do have a little project coming up: I'm going to collect all of your grotesque mathematical blunders on this forum and email them to the attention of the SUNY math department, so that they will realize what a mistake they made in giving you a degree. Who knows, maybe they'll even retract it. Which campus did you get your degrees at, by the way?

-- ABC (a@b.c), September 26, 2000.

WHAT have you ever done but use an "anonymous email" address to post BULL SHIT with?

You say that like it's a bad thing.

-- (hmm@hmm.hmm), September 26, 2000.

Very good Peter. I didnt know that many real people had heard of the program at Iowa.

Actually, SUNY represents a collection of very good universities. One of the big changes in the last 40 y has been the change in quality of education at state universities. Actually it is very high at the major universities in all states. Regardless of what is said, university reputations depend on the prominence of their graduate programs. I know, because I am at one of the class I, research universities. We, of course, use that information. Does it make a difference in undergraduate education? It can but it doesnt have too. There are some professional programs at certain universities that will give a student advantages [because of their connections]. But in the long run, the educational system is good at all major state universities.

Of course the degree programs that ABC is joking about are generally useless. I realized, sometime ago, that the last time I was asked to provide a transcript and proof of a degree was when I applied to PhD programs [two major research universities didnt even ask for that information and one was willing to accept me without a degree]. I have worked at a number of universities, worked in industry, been a consultant for industry and a founder of one company [in my spare time] and no one has asked for proof of my degree. Everyone knows. If you can bring in the bucks, who cares. Sorry to be a cynic.

Best wishes,,,,


-- Z1X4Y7 (, September 26, 2000.

Money isn't everything. Personal sense of accomplishment should account for much.

-- cin (cin@=0.)), September 27, 2000.

CPR...I'd be interested in reading your Masters Thesis....any big words in there... say ...more than 4 letters. I only visit this forum any more to see what kind of an ass you can make of yourself. You really have problems....more than any doomer I've met. You are the trans isomer of Gary North only exceedingly more stupid [and fatter].

Love Momma

-- cpr-u-idiot (, September 27, 2000.

I discovered fire.

-- Cave Man (, September 27, 2000.

"CPR...I'd be interested in reading your Masters Thesis....any big words in there... say ...more than 4 letters."

If not those kinds of big words, certainly the LARGE FONTS ones...hehe

-- (, September 27, 2000.

Big words for cpr = food..... (um as in service line, is it still only 12.00?)


-- consumer (, September 27, 2000.

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