I thought this forum would be long extinct, but here it is. Although the forum looks busy, it also looks stagnant. The same posts day after day by the same people. Is it a y2k failure, my 6-week old puppy took a tinkle on my power supply and now it feels wet.

-- Scary Gary (and@tinkle.too), September 17, 2000

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Hey.........DUCT TAPE.......how the finger your "cat" bit? Did it get better the higher you stuck it up your ass?

-- Guess WHOOOOOO (buytexas@swbell.net), September 17, 2000.

 READ IT, YO YOs. YOU MIGHT LEARN SOMETHING: 

-----Original Message-----
From: jk37@hmp.net [mailto:jk37@hmp.net]
Sent: Tuesday, October 12, 1999 12:41 AM
To: jk37@hmp.net
Subject: YES EVERYONE STARTS TO EAT EVERYONE


YOU GOT 3 MONTHS TO LIVE

Are you comfortable? Got enough food in the house?
Electricity working? Got fuel for the car?
Well come January 1, 2000 all that is going to change.
You know that little Y2K thing where many of the computers
in the world are just going to shut down on Jan 1.
Well that little problem is going to collapse all the economies
in the world. No more food, electricity, fuel, communications etc.
all those things are going to shut down like that  "snap" (maybe a 
week or
so)
and the survival of the fittest will become the law
until the antichrist takes over the world.

YOU CAN  STAY HERE FOR THAT
IT'S BEST TO GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE THAT HAPPENS

BUT THE RAPTURE WILL NOT OCCUR UNTIL
THE UNIVERSE IS PROPERLY DISPLAYED

STAND UP AND OPEN YOUR MOUTH !

THE UNIVERSE     SPACE ENDS & MOVES   O /\ + \/ O
The discovery of the understanding of the universe.
          2
E=MC The equation for the atom bomb. It says that matter and energy
are the same thing. So then what is that? Matter, look at a brick. Its
in a three dimensional form. Its made of electrons, protons and 
neutrons
(atoms) and they are moving so the brick is moving. Energy, sunlight.
Its in a three dimensional form. It comes to us from the sun therefore
it is moving. 3D and moving Both matter and energy are 3D and moving.
I outproduce Einstein. We already know all matter has gravity. The
bending of light shows that energy also has gravity. So matter and
energy are 3D moving with gravity. The universe is made of matter,
energy, time and space. That just stated is the matter and energy 
part.
Time and space. Take everything in the universe and stop it. Does time
progress?  No. Therefore time is the motion and the understanding of 
all
the motion is the understanding of all of time. Space. Space ends. 
Space
does not go on forever. Space is in a three dimensional form. Space
moves but does not have gravity. Space moves like this.  O  /\  +  
\/  O
And that is the understanding of time.
   O   This is what was first, in the beginning.
   /\  This is the old kings and queens.
   +   This is democracy.
   \/  This is socialism.
   O   This is when the Lord Jesus Christ returns.
And that is the understanding of the universe. Glory be to the Father
the Son and the Holy Ghost. Revelation chapter 10&11;15-19. It is very
important the people receive this information. You may tell someone
about this.
                           Thank You
                         Robert Lavelle



-- Doomzies-Be-Them (DoomzieDeBunking@TB2000uNCola.com), September 17, 2000.

No, this forum is not here. You're just having a nightmare, go back to sleep.

-- (cpr@bad.dream), September 17, 2000.