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If you still have your Y2K preps, you're in good shape. If not, go now! Get prepared for hurricane Gordon. It has been upgraded to a hurricane and will hit Florida Sunday afternoon.

-- (warning@warning.warning), September 16, 2000




-- (warning@warning.warning), September 16, 2000.

-- (warning@warning.warning), September 16, 2000.

YUP, just before you leave your home, make sure you put at least 2 of those 55 gal. drums of water on top of your Ranchero. That should be really good for a stress test of the Firestones.

THEN......MOST IMPORTANT, take at least 5 50 pound bags of rice and beans with you. If you can ever boil them, this will insure a neat supply of "natural gas" to supplement the campfires with as you hide out from the WHITE BUSES.

AND how could I forget, remember those "bags of silver coins". Take them with you for the Toll Roads and bribing the UN Occupation Forces so you can get to the NW Arkansas Hills with BRER GAREEE DUCT TAPE

-- cpr (, September 16, 2000.

AND BEFORE YOU ..........BABBLE................

I HAVE BEEN THROUGH at LEAST......10 Hurricanes in Hurricane Alley on Long Island in a house that survived the Hurricane of 1938 (see PBS for the annual repeat of the storm that rivaled the Galveston Storm. Our Country Club main building was used for a Morgue. ).

-- cpr (, September 16, 2000.

You need to go back to school. You can't read a weather vane! The front is southt south east.

-- ET (, September 16, 2000.


LOL! I knew you wouldn't be able to bear the thought of a possible disaster, and you'd have to deny it so that your miniscule mind wouldn't be scared.

LMAO at "Mr. Scaredy Cat Creeper"!!

-- (warning@warning.sucker!), September 16, 2000.

You know, that makes sense. Do you really think cpr is afraid of disaster to the point that he must deny them at all costs? That theory really makes a lot of sense. Poor man. He just needs a little love and someone to hold his hand. Stop making fun of him. This is awful.

-- abc=d? (a@b.c), September 16, 2000.

Dear Mr. CPR, having a hundred bags of rice in the wall can be no more wrong than a hundred bottles of beer. Take one out, pass it around, for those fellow passengers to share. God sent a message to some, like Noah. Noah must have looked the extreme fool, building that boat when the drought plagued the land. He took the fall, each time someone scoffed and made fun. Yet, he led, a new generation. Last year, I was given a test drill, to evacuate, and I did so. Only to drive from one coast to another, to find not one church opened their doors. Passed one after another Church, with lights off, no place, for a weary head. True, I believe, what is ordained, will be, but as in Noah, sometimes you are told to go to higher grounds. Fool, take heed.

-- Solar Radio (, September 17, 2000.

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