No longer laughing at CPR : LUSENET : TB2K spinoff uncensored : One Thread

It is obvious that Charles Reuben is genuinely disturbed. If you are a friend, you should be talking offline to him or a family member. If not, leave him be.

-- WD-40 (wd40@squeak.not), September 15, 2000


Want to take your anony-mouse email sheet off and discuss that on a conference call with my Lawyers?? Or go back to being Lube Job?

-- cpr (, September 15, 2000.



-- cpr (, September 15, 2000.

charles penisbreath reuben- afraid of exposing his tiny penis in a theater and abusing himself like his namesake, he chooses to expose his tiny laughable lesion filled penis at home while he abuses himself and the folks on this forum. go away penisbreath. NOBODY likes you. NOBODY cares what you have to say. you are such a loser!!!!!

-- can't stand him (jerk@what a, September 15, 2000.

I DO hope there's no one near him when he finally goes postal altogether.

-- (We're Gonna Get@Ya.Charlie), September 15, 2000.

Haven't much as a traffic ticket in 10 years. and....don't own a weapon.

The only time I go "postal" is waiting in Line for STAMPS so I buy about a year supply ahead then use the assorted Private Companies if I have oversized stuff to mail.


-- cpr (, September 15, 2000.

With any luck, when CPR is standing in line at the post office he will start muttering and drooling stuff like "DOOMZIES! They are ALL out to get me!" or "The King of Spain can't fool me, he is a doomzie!" or even "Doc Paulie ALWAYS says 'dribble', when he really means 'drivel', so I can SPOT HIM when he disguises himself as XXX".

That would get him carted off in a strait jacket to the funny farm...

-- King of Spain (madrid@aol.cum), September 15, 2000.


You are a Republican, AND a Texan, and you don't own even one firearm?

What gives?

-- J (Y2J@home.comm), September 15, 2000.

Ya know J, that caught my eye too! Hell, here in Florida no self respecting redneck packs less than a 357. Mebbe CPR is a closet liberal?

-- Uncle Deedah (, September 15, 2000.


You may getting warmer, a guy named Reuben - from New york...

This conspiracy thing is kinda catching.

-- flora (***@__._), September 15, 2000.


-- cpr (, September 15, 2000.

Clean up time.

-- cpr (, September 15, 2000.

I see CPR, the man's man (and former Marine, or so he claims), explains his lack of firearms by pointing out that he has women friends who have them. If I didn't know what a rough, tough character he claims to be, I'd almost think he was hiding behind their skirts.

-- ABC (a@b.c), September 15, 2000.

Hey ceeper -- does your husband play golf?

-- LOL (@ .), September 15, 2000.

The real reason anyone is or was offended by Mr. Reuben is that he was right about Y2k before the roll-over and the "offended" were wrong. If idiots are irritated by you, Charles, I would take that as a compliment.

Andy Ray

-- Andy Ray (, September 15, 2000.

-- (hmm@hmm.hmm), September 15, 2000.

Andy Ray, you really ought to think a little bit before you post something.

Consider Anita or Patricia. Both were "right" about Y2K (certainly more "right" than I was, I'll be the first to admit). Neither is getting dumped on, both are respected.

CPR is in a totally different category. To think that the grief he is getting is just from Doomers who can't stand it that he was right, is just totally absurd.

-- Peter Errington (, September 15, 2000.

Mr. errington,

The people you mention demonstrate a different personality, certainly. For one, they do not constantly remind the people clinging to their dwindling hopes that something - anything - somewhere will fail just how idiotic they sounded for what? two years?

Perhaps you, and other doomers, take solace in the better treatment.

But here we are, a mere 9.5 months into the new year (that was supposed to be devastating...remember?) and one or two lone voices crying in the wilderness against the stupidity of what occurred en masse in reverse for at least two full years...and you're complaining? Why?

As I stated on another thread - insults from idiots are actually compliments. And so, thank you.

Andy Ray

-- Andy Ray (, September 15, 2000.

But here we are, a mere 9.5 months into the new year ...

Finally I see why Andy Ray is such a CPR supporter. Andy is just as incompetent in arithmetic as CPR is. For your information, Andy, we are 8.5, not 9.5, months into the new year. Thank you for illustrating once again what a moron you are.

-- ABC (a@b.c), September 16, 2000.

As I stated on another thread - insults from idiots are actually compliments. And so, thank you.

Regards, Andy Ray

Dear Andy:

No surprise this above statement should/would and DID come from YOU.

Was it not you who did the very SAME thing not so long ago, you know, let me refresh, ALL the lengthy posts, spam etc? Only difference was, you FINALLY apologized. So you made an ASS of yourself, at least YOU ADMITTED IT!!!!

Cpr has added almost notta, ZIPPO to this forum, and has been disruptive. It would be nice to see you as well as all his 'support group' meet somewhere ELSE.

It is a KNOWN fact that Cpr has ran off alot of folks by his CHRONIC rants and in fact, he is nothing more than a HYPOCRIT awaiting the food line BTW, its only 12.00 perhaps you should join him for a quick bite, or check out his WEBSITE?

How dare YOU call anyone an idiot. My being wrong bout Y2K doesnt make me an idiot, see I had the gumption to stick around here and have taken MY medicine from your jeering posts as well as others.

I admitted a LONG time ago I was wrong, but was that enough? Hell no.

Wasnt for you, and it isnt for him. The difference my DEAR OL ANDY is that you at least let up and as far as I know, you had nothing to hide.

Read some of his posts, read how he mocks shakey who is ill. Then tell me what an idiot I am as well as those he has offended to the utmost. Till then, shut the #### up.

Thanks and this time I'll 4give ya, see, you know NOT what you speak regarding Mr. Charles.

Off my chest regards,


-- consumer (, September 16, 2000.

ABC you need a calculator bud. My calendar says today is 9/15. 30 days has September. "9.5"

doesn't take a genius does it? LOL

-- (, September 16, 2000.

oops -- I'm an idiot. "9/16" today. 9/15 when AR posted.

-- (, September 16, 2000.


I'd be careful whom I was calling an idiot if I were you. To help you figure this out, consider what your method of calculation would produce if this were January 15th or December 15th, and what the correct answer would be. If that doesn't help, I guess you'll just have to count months and parts of months on the calendar.

-- ABC (a@b.c), September 16, 2000.

ok -- I'm bored. 74% of my download done. Have some time to kill. ABC -- I called myself an idiot. You can read can't you? What planet are you from? We are in the "9th" month of the year. Jan would be the first month. Dec. the 12th month.

If you need further help with your math, I'm sure someone else here can help you out.

back to my download :-)

-- (, September 16, 2000.

ahh -- I get you now ABC! My mistake.

back to my download :-)

-- (, September 16, 2000.

Glad to hear you figured it out. As for the "idiot" comment, I sent that message before re-reading it for accuracy. Of course, you're correct that you did not call me an idiot.

-- ABC (a@b.c), September 16, 2000.

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