A Special report from the DNS about "Mr. D."

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LIVE AND DIRECT WE TAKE YOU KNOW TO OUR ROVING REPORTER : KING OF SPAIN HIMSELF. "SPAIN, give us your report. What has the DNS (DOOMER NEWS SERVICE" DISCOVERED today?"

KOS-Hit. "Well, Gary Duct Tape, one of your agents was virtual dumpster diving as you instructed near The Mr. Decker's MHP and came up with some incredible findings.".

DNS: " And what can you tell us now, spain?"

KOS-Hit: "Dr.Duct Tape, it looks as though The Mr. Decker has thrown away copies of his receipts for some "preps" showing clearly that in 1999 he purchased the equivalent of a Four Year Supply of "Preparation-H". And looking through the pile (sorry about that, Dr. Ducts), it seems that only recently he has either run out or added to his stash with another 3 years supply. Would you care to comment on the impact of these findings, Ducts?"

DNS: "That is very significant. Its clear that the Federal Gov. has been lying to everyone about the extent to which the common ordinary people HEEDED MY SAGE AND PRUDENT ADVICE FOR STRAW MEN AND WOMEN REMNANTS.

"......I'm certain that we will learn WHEN THE TRUTH COMES OUT.......that Preps of Prep-H were far more than SpinMeister Koskinen and the rest of the Cover Up team let on. We can be very thankful for the work our Virtual Dumpster Diving Team of Doomer News Service Trainees under the Leadership of Diane Esquire and Big Puppy, you, spain and the rest of you have been doing. I WILL RELEASE A SPECIAL 2 million word report on this astonishing news development later this afternoon as soon as I can finish another plate of Rice and Beans. Good Talking to you spain."



-- cpr (buytexas@swbell.net), September 13, 2000

Answers

Change that first KNOW to now......

-- cpr (buytexas@swbell.net), September 13, 2000.

You're acting delusional, Charlie. Read this.

http://greenspun.com/bboard/q-and-a-fetch-msg.tcl?msg_id=003mgz

-- (a@reality.check), September 13, 2000.


MY TURN after watching this Horse Crap for 2 years. With all the spins attached.

I WANT............PROOF..........THAT "THE Mr. DECKER" DID NOT .......ORDER AND STOCK YEARS WORTH OF PREPARATION-H. !!!!

SEE??? THAT WAS THE MENTALITY BEFORE 1/1/2000. PROVE THE NEGATIVES. SHOW THEM EVERYTHING WAS "GOING TO OK" BEYOND *** A SLIGHTEST DOUBT***


FRANKLY,,,,,,,IT WASN'T WORTH THE TIME TO "PROVE" ANYTHING TO THEM BECAUSE AS HOFF DISCOVERED WITH HELL-R.........IT WAS A **GIANT WASTE OF TIME***.

NONE OF THEM EVER LISTENED.

-- cpr (buytexas@swbell.net), September 13, 2000.


Then why, CPR, do you assume they are listening now?

I mean really, I am and always was a Polly (hence the handle I use), bot don't you think you're letting things get a little out of hand with your recent posts?

-- E.H. Porter (Just Wondering@About.it), September 13, 2000.


.........IT WAS A **GIANT WASTE OF TIME***.

NONE OF THEM EVER LISTENED.

-- cpr (buytexas@swbell.net), September 13, 2000.

------**GIANT WASTE OF TIME***

as are your posts!!!!!

-- (PRC@poor.texas), September 13, 2000.



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