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CPR INSTITUTIONALIZED!!!!!!!
-- Nurse Ratchit (hole@in.spacesuit), September 12, 2000
I thought cpr lived in Dallas..of course in his present mental state he could have made a crazed road trip to Corpus..thats not a pretty mental image..maybe he has taken Hunter Thompson's place as a gonzo journalist..maybe he'll write "Fear and Loathing in Y2K"..
-- seems to me (that could be one@ns.wer), September 12, 2000.
seems to me,Last night the higway patrol reported sighting a naked crazed real estate salesman heading south from Dallas in a dune buggy screaming "THE DOOMZIES ARE AFTER ME!! THE DOOMZIES ARE AFTER ME!!".
He did have on a WW1 leather flight helmet and goggles plus a red scarf.
-- Nurse Ratchit (hole@in.spacesuit), September 12, 2000.
Does CPR like to FUDwrestle?
-- King of Pain (putrid@ahole.bum), September 12, 2000.
cpr is apparently posting from the road..gonzo journalism at its worst..as reported was sighted driving a maroon convertible down I35 from Dallas to Corpus..approach with caution,cpr is said to be naked and is holding a dangerous,although small caliber weapon and keeps calling for an 'Andy Gay' whatever that means..report any and all sighting..
-- seems to me (he's on the road@nd.moving), September 12, 2000.
Speaking as someone who knows Hunter S. Thompson, it is safe to say that, if the good Doc ever met cpr, cpr would be one sorry sonofabit*h.
-- (Owl Farm@Woody.Creek), September 13, 2000.
-- it's (dark@in.here), September 12, 2000.
BWAAAH HAAAA HAAAA HAAAA!!!THE DOOMZIES ARE COMING TO GET YOU CREEPER... WE'LL GET YOU WHILE YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT!
BWAAAH HAAAA HAAAA HAAAA!!!
-- (DOOMZIE@GOBLINS.COMING), September 13, 2000.
c - r - e - e - e - e - e - e - e - e - p - e - e - r we're coming to get
y - o - u - u - u - u - u
BWAAAAHAAAHAAAAHAAAAHAAAA!!!
-- (NIGHT OF THE @ LIVING. DOOMZIES), September 13, 2000.
HELP!
-- (r@s.t), September 13, 2000.
-- (hmm@hmm.hmm), September 13, 2000.
-- (hmm@hmm.hmm), September 13, 2000.
Oh well. Never mind.
-- (hmm@hmm.hmm), September 13, 2000.
Left.
-- (hmm@hmm.hmm), September 13, 2000.
Maybe this color is better.
-- (hmm@hmm.hmm), September 13, 2000.
Help!
-- spooky (.@...), September 13, 2000.
Charlie,Time for your happy pill.
-- Nurse Ratchit (hole@in.spacesuit), September 13, 2000.
cpr has been sighted..he has abandoned the cadi..he is now believed to be riding a motorized skateboard following the Gore campaign..he keeps chanting 'Andy Bore' whatever that means..he is no longer naked,but is wearing a thong and tri-cornered Revolutionary hat and a pirate patch over right eye..keep reporting all such sighting..he needs to be tracked..
-- seems to me (he ought to be tr@c.ked), September 13, 2000.
cpr hands off 'Bush' campaign package to 'Gore' aide,quickly disappears into crowd of 'Gore' supporter,has now changed his idenity again,wearing a suit with a 'Clinton' mask,chanting Monica Bore and waving a wet cigar
-- seen outside DC (he@ding.for Lewiston Maine), September 13, 2000.