Changing the subject: Funny business names : LUSENET : TB2K spinoff uncensored : One Thread

Wang computers is a gimme, I mean c'mon..."hows your Wang working out?" I saw a truck on the road with the bidness name plastered brightly on the doors.

How best to put it?

The truck, a big F-250 4X4, muddy, big tires bore the wonderful name of the fellow's bidness....


Me, I fing the notion of having my 'bowell' excavated uncomfortable at best, painful even.

Anyone else care to jump in?

-- Uncle Deedah (, September 09, 2000


Since it's Saturday night lets get a colonic and then a tattoo. Which do you want first? I say tattoo.....

-- KoFE (your@town.USA), September 09, 2000.

I once visited a Dr. Strange.

-- helen (b@t.f), September 09, 2000.

I heard testimony in court once by a man named Mr. Large. One of the lawyers kept calling him Mr Strange. He was actually Small.

-- KoFE (your@town.USA), September 09, 2000.

I know an orthopedic surgeon called Dr Bent.

-- Johnny Canuck (, September 09, 2000.

Oh, there's a company on the western outskirts of Toronto call the

"FAG Ball Bearing Company".

I've often wondered what our American visitors think when they pass its sign (it is on the side of the major expressway from Buffalo)

-- Johnny Canuck (, September 09, 2000.

How about "Farmers Electric Cooperative Electric Company", abbreviated FEC El.? No, I'm not making that up.

-- Rural texan (rural@texas.not), September 09, 2000.

I saw "Harshman Chiropractic".

-- helen (b@t.a), September 09, 2000.

Dr. Wallet, DDS (forgot where I saw it though)

-- Patricia (, September 09, 2000.

I told a friend to go see Dr. Beels. She said he sounds expensive. I said no, it's Dr. BEELS.

(you had to be there)

-- KoFE (your@town.USA), September 09, 2000.

Dr. A. Just, a chiropractor in Secaucus, NJ

-- FutureShock (gray@matter.think), September 10, 2000.

From the town of Beecher, Illinois:

Beecher Tool and Dye

Beecher Meat

-- (yup@yup.yup), September 10, 2000.

"Forgettable Electronics" - Santa Monica, CA. ; out of business [ insert punch line ]

"S&M Tools" - Valencia, CA

-- Debbie (, September 10, 2000.

This thread reminds me of a man I met once who used associations to remember the names of people. Once his association backfired, as he proudly said, "Well, hello, Mr. Swamp." The man said, "The name is Marsh."

-- Anita (, September 10, 2000.

Thanks for the yuks, peoples.

Work van seen locally the other day: Peed Plumbing

-- Bingo1 (, September 10, 2000.

Hee hee. Good byline for said plumbing co:

"Your shit is our bread and butter"

-- Debbie (, September 10, 2000.

We've got a doc here in town named Dr. David I. Schnipper who does the laser eye surgery. Even has a catchy lil' tune on his commercial.


-- Deano (, September 11, 2000.

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