CASTRATED BY A PIT BULL

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CASTRATED BY A PIT BULL

Saturday, September 02, 2000

A MAN was seriously ill last night after a pit bull terrier bit off his private parts.

The 26-year-old was playing with the dog at a friend's house when it sank its teeth into his groin. He was rushed to hospital for emergency treatment.

Police in Wolverhampton said: "The man's injuries were horrific. At first we thought they had been caused by a weapon with a jagged edge."

The victim was "stable" in a local hospital following a series of operations. The dog has been put down.

-- Uncle Bob (Unclb0b@aol.com), September 02, 2000

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The man may as well be put down, too.

-- FutureShock (gray@matter.think), September 02, 2000.

Ooooooooh. I used to think it was funny when a dog sniffed my crotch. Never again; something else to be paranoid about.

-- Lars (lars@indy.net), September 02, 2000.

The Beatles sang about this: *HEY BULLDOG*

-- dinosaur (dinosaur@williams-net.com), September 02, 2000.

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