Out of the Mouth of Babes - Joke

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A little girl stared with facination at the pregnant woman sitting on the park bench. Finally, curiosity got the best of her and she went up, pointed to the woman's stomach, and asked, "What's that?"

"That's my own sweet baby," said the woman.

"Do you love her?" the little girl asked.

"I love her very much," the mother-to-be replied.

The little girl looked the woman sternly, "Then how come you ate her?"

-- Ken S. in TN (scharabo@aol.com), September 01, 2000

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