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Man attempts to sever his testicles with claw hammer in cruiser
SHERWOOD PARK, Alta.(CP) -- Police were trying to figure out Friday why a 46-year-old Edmonton man tried to amputate his testicles in the back of a police car.
RCMP say the incident occurred after they stopped a man who was walking along Highway 16, east of Edmonton, in blood-spattered shorts.
Police said they talked the man into getting into the back of the police car, but as he was being interviewed, he pulled a knife and a claw hammer from his jacket pocket and began slashing his testicles.
Police used pepper spray on the man when he refused to drop the weapons.
Kelly Sanderson, an RCMP special constable, said the man was taken to an Edmonton hospital where he underwent surgery.
She said police have not found a motive for the man's actions.
"We don't know anything at this point," she said.
-- Uncle Bob (Unclb0b@aol.com), August 28, 2000
Pepper spray on a torn scrotum.Gotta redefine the word pain.
-- Sam (firstname.lastname@example.org), August 28, 2000.
"She said police have not found a motive for the man's actions."
I'd have to venture a guess he has mental problems.......YA THINK??!!?
-- Deano (deano@luvthebeach(andmyballs).com), August 28, 2000.
-- (email@example.com), August 28, 2000.
Well they do KNOW one thing, that probably hurt like hell...
brings new meaning to the term 'oh my balls'
Btw, I COULD tell a pretty funny story bout 'oh my balls' but, well, um, nevermind :-)
-- consumer (firstname.lastname@example.org), August 28, 2000.
Here I was expecting another Onion story.
-- Lars (email@example.com), August 28, 2000.
Wonderful, this one shouldn't reproduce. At least he was his own victim; thereby, saving someone innocent.
-- r (firstname.lastname@example.org), August 28, 2000.
Hey -- I beg to differ.
The new meaning goes to the old rock line "GOODNEDD GRACIOUS! GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!"
And is just one more reason why I keep my own
-- (email@example.com), August 28, 2000.
Could this have been the same aussie constable, now roaming the states in derelict shame, who was bit on the pud by a squirrel last year?
-- Pieter,pieter .... (Ifeelyourpain@down.under), August 28, 2000.
pieter...you know i have to ask you...what's a pud?
-- cin (cin@=0).cin), August 28, 2000.
Bull Shit! Lay this claim, to the cemetary. For those with enough guts to Stand Up.
-- Ain't you got no shame (Bogas@news.com), August 28, 2000.
-- (I@in't.got.none), August 28, 2000.
I guess a hammer in hand is worth two balls in a bush.
-- FutureShock (firstname.lastname@example.org), August 29, 2000.
FS: too damn funny, I almost choked on my icewater.
Cin: pud = name of my sisters old boyfriend. :-0
um, someone else wanna tell cin what a pud is? I'll pass.
-- consumer (email@example.com), August 29, 2000.
clue: it ain't a puddy-tat
-- Joy (Joyinthought@happiness.com), August 30, 2000.
What's hard when it goes in and soft when it comes out?
Bubble Gum. What where *you* thinking??
-- (stillnothingBettert@do.here), August 30, 2000.