Turn off the lights - the party is over!greenspun.com : LUSENET : TB2K spinoff uncensored : One Thread
Since I am the crown-jewel of TB2K spinoff uncensored, I thought I would toss you another one of translucent tidbits of widsom.
During the past couple of months, I have been an infrequent lurker on the site. I realize I am the only one here who could be accepted to MENSA, and no one here quite frankly has the smarts to understand what I am saying. But frankly, with each visit I find a bit less of interest. (I note with amusement that my place on the statistical register has moved steadily downward).
I miss the rollicking days of '99 when I would type lubricarious, yet quite pendantic essays to the forum and a few of you nitwits would stroke my ego by telling me how smart you thought I was. Truth be told, I found TB 2000 far more entertaining than the Debunker sites. You people were even denser than that group of bozo. I write because I sense a few other "old timers" lurk from time to time. From the lack of familiar names, I sense Flint, Brian Mc, Jim Cooke and others have wandered back into reality... or at least a different Internet neighborhood. If you gents read this, be well. I also wish those attending the Las Vegas gathering an enjoyable adventure. Maybe if at least 30 of you show up, you could combine your intellects and actually figure out how to order something off the menu. I did the northern VA Y2K gathering... and it was interesting, to say the least. I gave a thought to wandering out to Vegas, but I readily admit to never having the strong social skills some of the former regulars enjoyed. For me, the interest was always making myself look and feel smart. (giggle) I suppose I feel a bit sad. The great raucous old forum has come to an ignominious end. So it goes.
-- Len Becker (email@example.com), August 26, 2000
The crown-jewel of TB2K? Stop it, you are killing me.
-- The crown prince (firstname.lastname@example.org), August 26, 2000.
More likely you are the only one on the forum who would even be interested in joining MENSA.
-- Knower (email@example.com), August 26, 2000.
Jewels? I got ya jewels right heah!
-- Porky (Porky@in.cellblockD), August 26, 2000.
Excuse me, Beckerhead but we have not been properly introduced.
This raises a most interesting question which my Mensa group might wish to ponder, "Who the fuqk are you?".
-- Heve Seller (Whose@afraid-of-Beckerhead.com), August 26, 2000.
I'm from Densa. It's a much more diverse and tolerant group than you Mensa wierdos. We actually care about other people besides ourselves and have a lot more fun. Enjoy your mental monkey-spanking.
-- Ordinary (-@real.people.are.nice), August 26, 2000.
I watched a report on one of the ABC news magazines, 20/20 maybe. The report was about this guy who's IQ was in the stratosphere and the book he was writing about everything in the universe or something like that.
He belonged to MENSA for a while but then quit because his fellow Mensans all had terrible BODY ODOR!
-- Uncle Deedah (firstname.lastname@example.org), August 26, 2000.
LOL - that's a pretty good parody of Decker, the mental midget!
-- (LOLOL@LOL.LOL), August 26, 2000.
Did anyone see David Letterman's interview, several years ago, of "the smartest woman in the world", Mensa-person Marilyn dos Savant. (I kid you not, that is what she calls herself). At that time she made a few bucks by writing an advice column in one of the Sunday paper supplements.
It was obvious that David didn't like her, probably just because of her billing, so he proceded to make her look like a fool during the interview. Too funny.
-- Lars (email@example.com), August 26, 2000.
Len Becker was my hero. He was always so smart and spoke so well. Not to mention always right. How sad that few of the local mental midgets could recognize a giant striding through their midst, and had to find their silly satisfaction biting his ankles. If only we'd had the sense to discard our paranoia for his wisdom, this forum would have evaporated two years back, and we could have returned to our trailers to lead our unproductive lives in peace. His increasingly infrequent insights and guidance leave us all more impoverished than we normally are, which is a lot. I wish he'd come back and tell me what to think about things so I could be right too.
-- Blint (firstname.lastname@example.org), August 26, 2000.
Actually it's "Turn OUT the lights".
Sure do miss Dandy Don & Howie.
Wait a minute. Thinking here. CEEP, is Howie still alive and you he?
-- Carlos (email@example.com), August 26, 2000.
It's actually worse than you think. Her maiden name was Savant and she married a guy who's was VosSavant.
Sharp enough cookie to avoid intelectual slumming. Doubt she'll show here.
-- Carlos (firstname.lastname@example.org), August 26, 2000.
You need at least 14 or 15 more long paragraphs to qualify as a decent Blint pretender. Never use one word when an entire dictionary will do.
-- Duncle Eeedah (email@example.com), August 26, 2000.
Mensa meetings work like this. There's the group that NEVER makes eye contaact and the group that PINS you with eyecontact.
Best to stay home.
-- Justa (firstname.lastname@example.org), August 26, 2000.
You think she's not smart enough to be in deep cover?
-- flora (***@__._), August 27, 2000.
I think she's smart enough to not give any of it even a halfsecond second thought.
-- Carlos (email@example.com), August 27, 2000.
Len, nice to have had the opportunity to have one of your stature stoop to our mere mortal level occasionally and actually respond to thoughts of us ordinary sops. It's comforting to know that our lives are in the capable hands of people such as yourself.
-- Joe Doakes (firstname.lastname@example.org), August 27, 2000.
Joe, because of my great love for mankind it was really the only choice I could make. A man of my stature has benevolence pouring out of his pores (most of you neanderthals probably missed that pun), but the time has come that I have gotten mentally and morally filthy hanging around you slobs. It is time to move on.
-- Len Becker (email@example.com), August 27, 2000.
Please continue to defend sqwawk at every opportunity.
-- Andy Ray (firstname.lastname@example.org), August 27, 2000.
Folks, thanks for the many chortles.
-- (email@example.com), August 27, 2000.
Len Becker: You sure got that right!
-- ROTF (ItsAllatMyth@lol.hehehe), August 27, 2000.
The return of SYSOP # 3
I HAVE RETURNED after a bit of a drug-induced haze. the spousal unit offered me the choice of logging all the way out for 10 days or giving her some, well, you know. I took the propper choice.
And I am back with an attitude, suckers.
Having spent the last ten or so days in the real world (no, NOT the MTV show, you morons), and having seen the incredible disconect going on from an other vantage point, AND having had a chance to REALLY LOOK at the callendar as well as in the mirror, I have made some changes in my attitude. Can you tell??
1) DON'T WASTE MY TIME I AIN'T GOTS A LOT!! I CAN'T STANDS NO MORE!! I AIN'T GONNA PAY A LOT FOR THIS MUFFLER!! This goes for EVERYONE as we haven't got a lot of time and it seems to be running faster and faster. I actually started this post three years ago!! DAMN!!
2) CONTRIBUTE TO THE DISCUSSION or get the F### OUT of the WAY!!! And by F###, I mean "Fuck," as in coitus, intercourse, sexual union. You know, "doing the nasty." Name calling and other disruptive stuff WILL VANISH without a second or even third thought, you ASSHOLES. If you KNOW YOUR post didn't do any of that and in fact was in suport of the target and wonder why YOUR post went away TOO, it's because the OTHER post went away and parallelism needs to be kept (errr I use the term parallelism to mean thread integrity, so that the easily confused of us don't get moreso).
2.5) WHAT THE HELL DID I SAY JUST NOW?? I HAVEN'T A CLUE!!
3) I AIN'T GONNA WASTE TIME and bandwith EXPLAININ' NUTTIN' out here on the forum. THAT detracts from the focus we ALL NEED TO HAVE. If you ask me ANYTHING AT ALL about ANYTHING, you will BE IMMEDIATELY DELETED AND YOUR HOUSE WILL BE BURNED TO THE GROUND!!!
4) THE TIME FOR DEBATE on WHETHER or NOT is PAST! NO debate is allowed here. AGREE with everyone else or YOU WILL BE DELETED AND YOUR HOUSE WILL BE BURNED TO THE GROUND!!! I MAY be convinced otherwise but I am REAL tempted to remove this type of post and any other post I don't like. If you can convince me with a cogent argumment, I'll back off on this one. BUT it's got to be COGENT, and I don't even know what the hell cogent MEANS, so YOU'VE ALREADY GOT TWO STRIKES AGAINST YOU!!!. DAMN!!
5) IF YOU WANT MY ATTENTION, THEN YOU'RE NOT SOMEONE I WANT TO TALK TO. SO SHUT THE HELL UP!!!
YUP!! I have returned with an atitude. Kiss my ass, jerkoffs!!!!
PISSOP # 3
-- pissop#3 (I-AM-a-dumber@sysops.R.us), August 27, 2000.
Andy Ray and everyone,
just because you type in colors or in all caps doesn't mean you'll get my attention.
If you have a problem, write to me at freebeach@yahoo!.com and try your luck.
BTW, I didn't see this thread, I'm not online, I'm at the beach.
-- OTisFAR (freebeach@yahoo!.com), August 27, 2000.