Hey! Who is the jackass

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that said I couldn't have tow handles on my SUB??? If I get out of this, I am going to kick some ass, comrade! You're telling me over 100 yrs of subs and we haven't figured it out?

-- Captain Kurdsk (Nofixed@ddr.ess), August 16, 2000


I work for a dentist who came here from Russia 14 years ago. I asked him why Russia did not accept help right away. He said:

Russia likes it's secrets. Here, you worry about 1 person, there they don't worry about a thousand persons. The only people who worry about the 1 person are the mothers...

-- Debra (Thisis@it.com), August 17, 2000.

Mothers of the world, unite.

-- Oxy (Oxsys@aol.com), August 17, 2000.

"I asked him why Russia did not accept help right away."

There are several high-ranking officers of their navy on that boat, some with opinions which are contradictory to certain other individuals in Russian government, who want to be sure they do not get out alive.

-- (conspiracy@for.real), August 17, 2000.

A long time I heard this parable/story (?) and it's stayed with me ever since. Kind of like the scopion and the turtle.

A genie comes down to a Russian farmer and tells him he will grant him one wish. But, the genie says, whatever you wish for, I will give your neighbor twice as much.

The Russian farmer thought for a bit and said, I've got it: Make me blind in one eye.



-- Not now, not like this (AgentSmith0110@aol.com), August 17, 2000.

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