MSN is my ISP, so I'm greeted every time I log on with their headline news items. I think it was Monday when I spotted a headline that asked, "Is dying your hair unhealthy?" Today I spotted a headline that asked, "High Heels...Unhealthy?".

I neither dye my hair nor wear high heels, so I can't get excited about these headlines, but it sure doesn't seem like MSN is reading this forum, as the past few weeks we've had men asking questions like, "How should I trim my nose hairs?", or "I feel uncomfortable getting my scrotum checked by a male doctor."

I'm waiting for the headlines that state "Don't use a chain-saw to trim those nose hairs"...stay tuned for the reasons why, or "How to request a sexy blonde perform that scrotum check"...details at 11pm. I'd even settle for "Uncensored poster checks scrotum while channel surfing"...a new look at multi-tasking.

Are we in deeper trouble when we discuss shallow things, or is there really no such thing as deeper trouble?

-- Anita (Anita_S3@hotmail.com), August 16, 2000

Answers

why do women--have=big--butts???

-- al-d. (dogs@zianet.com), August 16, 2000.

The depth of trouble is proportional to the shallowness of things.

-- Lars (lars@indy.net), August 16, 2000.

Shut up, Al.

That reminds me; I was listening to a speech by Jocelyn Elders this morning where she explained what went on prior to her resignation,( which I would not have done, but then I wasn't there). Anyway, what she said about masturbation made perfect sense.

Then she got a call from Leon Panetta(sp) to demand her resignation. She said no thanks. Then she call the call from Clinton demanding the same. What a worm.

-- KoFE (your@town.USA), August 16, 2000.

Masturbation General's name = Joycelin

-- (nemesis@awol.com), August 16, 2000.

well they dooooooooo!--just tweekin!

-- al-d. (dogs@zianet.com), August 16, 2000.

More cushion Al, more cushion.

-- cin (cin@cinn.cin), August 16, 2000.

The better to sit on your face, "al"

-- (nemesis@awol.com), August 17, 2000.