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This is a public service announcement. The Chronic Protruding Rectum Foundation is looking for a cure for this dread disease. As it has only recently been invented, er, discovered, many people are not familiar with its symptoms. They include incoherence, an obsession with oil prices, overuse of CAPITAL LETTERS, and a seemingly unlimited interest in something called the "2YK problem". But the biggest, most obvious, symptom is that the afflicted person is seemingly oblivious to the fact that he is a gigantic asshole. Unfortunately, this is clear to everyone else.
Please give generously to our foundation, so that someday we'll be able to cure the victims: that is, everyone who has to listen to such an asshole.
-- Hari Seldon (firstname.lastname@example.org), August 14, 2000
YU FORGOT THE GUACAMOLE' PART---HE LIKES TO PACK IT IN HIS PO PO!
-- long-d. (email@example.com), August 14, 2000.
I've said all this before here
-- Banned Person (NonPerson@EZbanned.edu), August 14, 2000.
I have a sad announcement to make, in a snit cpr had a uncontrollable gaseous outburst and blew the helmet off of his space suit and is now floating listlessly in a deteriorating orbit.
-- Buck Rogers (andromeda@vargus.III), August 17, 2000.