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Gore missed chance for distance

Vice President Al Gore choosing Sen. Joseph Lieberman as a running mate does not work if its main purpose is to distance Mr. Gore from Bill Clinton.

Mr. Gore had his chance to do the job himself. Resignation letter in hand, he should have marched into the Oval Office the day after Mr. Clinton's mea culpa speech regarding his misdeeds with Monica Lewinsky. Mr. Gore should have wadded up the letter, thrown it in Mr. Clinton's face, called him a lying swine who had disgraced the highest office in the land and then marched out a man.

However, that is not what happened. Mr. Gore has (when it became obvious it would be politically expedient) slowly withdrawn his support for Mr. Clinton. Now, Mr. Gore wants us to believe he thinks like Mr. Lieberman who excoriated Mr. Clinton. It does not work. It is too little too late!

JESUS LUCIO JR., Dallas

-- cpr (buytexas@swbell.net), August 13, 2000

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"Resignation letter in hand, he should have marched into the Oval Office the day after Mr. Clinton's mea culpa speech regarding his misdeeds with Monica Lewinsky. Mr. Gore should have wadded up the letter, thrown it in Mr. Clinton's face, called him a lying swine who had disgraced the highest office in the land and then marched out a man."

LMAO!!

Sorry creep, but that's the way a temper-tantrum throwing mentally unstable jerkwad like yourself would have handled the situtation! Mr. Gore is an intelligent professional, why would you expect him to behave like retards such as you and your pal "JESUS"?

You are so out of touch with fricking reality creep that no drug or sanitarium will ever bring you back. It is laughable really. Either though you will end up in jail or die early, I can't help but laugh! I care more about pond scum than I do about what happens to you. LOL!

Actually, it's a good thing that we're keeping you aroused and hysterical on the Internet, because God forbid what might happen if you get bored with this and actually wander outside your home.

-- creeper (hemorrhoid.on.ass@of.society), August 13, 2000.

I don't think the real creeper posted the above response to cpr. The style is not his, and the intellect is missing. The meaness is still there, but not in the usual brilliant manner

-- Troll alerter (troll_alerter@hotmai.com), August 13, 2000.

But if you ever do go out creeper come and see me! anyone who can get the boy stirred up is probbly good at stirrin other things up too! at least better than the boy but that aint saying much

Hawk's Mom

-- Hawk's Mom (flyin@lo.again), August 13, 2000.

I can help you, Hawk's Mom. I have a whole drawer full of wonderful bottles from the Bed and Bath Store at the mall. Let me slather your nude body with essence of berry while I insert my...

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Wait! This is the Internet, and my chicken is burning on the grill at midnight.

-- (anotherbrick@the.wall), August 13, 2000.

If Al Gore had done such an insane thing, it would have constituted dereliction of duty.

-- Peter Errington (petere@ricochet.net), August 13, 2000.

Al Gore is my hero! Who else could be that boring, yet manage to pull off as many backdoor coups as he has? He is made of Teflon, just like Ronnie, only I hope he meets a better end when his mind starts to give out. And Tipper is no Nancy fortunately. Let the land grabs begin in earnist!

Who needs all that green space for building, anyway? We'll just make our buildings higher, like they do in San Franciso, where land is at a preminum. Hooray for the NWO! Order your tee shirt today! Only $19.95 and if you hurry, you'll receive al_d's book "101 Ways to amuse your bodily lint" Hurry! This offer void anywhere CPR has broken wind.

-- (nerds@are.us), August 13, 2000.

yeah Mama Gore's boy all the way to Vietnam, when they smoked the big J but only Tipper liked it as it mad ol' al wigggy wig out and get like all paranoid, but Tipper would watch tv and laugh. When she grew up she wanted to ban all the records, like she thought Twisted Sister were real ugly women, when they blasted their Motley Crue clones into the hallways of America's shopping malls. Rumor is their going to the Iron Maiden/Queensryche/Rob Halford concert with certain deacons from an extremely conservative/fundamentalist church in town. Seems like these deacons are closet headbangers.

-- (geeks@are.us), August 13, 2000.