What do you suggest I use to trim my nose hairs?

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I work around lots of dirt and dust, and it really does look kind of ugly having it stick to my long nose hairs.

-- Theron Smith (tsmith59487@nobusiness.net), August 13, 2000


lighter fluid and a match works for me...

-- Uncle Bob (unclb0b@aol.com), August 13, 2000.

Should I shave my legs or my pits first? That is the big question that life has presented to me.

BTW, I am serious.

-- consumer (shh@aol.com), August 13, 2000.

Go to Nosehair Removal Technologies

There is now a society for everything.

Best wishes,,,,


-- Z1X4Y7 (Z1X4Y7@aol.com), August 13, 2000.


-- Aunt Bee (Aunt__Bee@hotmail.com), August 13, 2000.


If you're a male and balding, just grow them very long and use them as part of a comb-over. Do your ear hairs (assuming you've got 'em) the same way, and (depending how thick they grow) you should have many of the major areas covered.

Alternatively, grow the nose hairs long enough to get to your teeth. If you're gentle enough so that they don't break, they might make pretty good floss.

Good luck.

-- eve (eve_rebekah@yahoo.com), August 13, 2000.

Work top to bottom: start with nose hairs (cut with small sissors, available for under $10 in the cosmetics department at Walmart), move on to chin hairs (if appliable), then trim or shave arm pits (depending on season and need), move on to trimming or shaving excessive crotch hair (if necessary), leg hair, if necessary. Next, trim or shave toe hairs. Then shower. You hadda ask. 8-)

-- (kb8um8@yahoo.com), August 13, 2000.

Final Answer:

.....not yet

COMING SOON, keep scrolling.


-- cpr (buytexas@swbell.net), August 13, 2000.


I have spent time in Europe and it is still common for some women to shave neither their pits or their legs. At first I found this gross but I came to appreciate it it as erotic. BTW


I do that with ear hairs.


A busy guy like you digging up web sites like that? It must have come from an undergrad.

-- Lars (lars@indy.net), August 13, 2000.


LOL; I am unwinding. Have to be on a plane to SeaTac at some ungodly hour in the morning. Today I had nothing to do but load my new version of Office on my laptop. Does it work? When you try to open Word you get the message: Word with this serial number is presently in use on another machine and can't be accessed [or some such thing]. It is virgin, right out the shrinkwrap. Well, I guess it will be Word Perfect for this trip.

Best wishes,,,,

-- Z1X4Y7 (Z1X4Y7@aol.com), August 13, 2000.

I'm not even old, but I got hair coming out of my nose like Albert Einstein, ears too. I use a pair of hemostats (i think that is what they are called).

Here is what you need to do... try to make friends with a cute young 17 year old redhead that works for the O.R. in a hospital, sterilizing all those gadgets that the surgeons use. Then, after you do her in the back seat of your car a few times (redheads love cars), ask her if she can snag you a couple pairs of hemos (this is the way i got mine, and boy i sure got lucky! the "legal" age was 18 at the time, but thank god she was the one who initiated it :)

They are most excellent, the size of a pair of scissors, but with locking tweezer grips. Originally I used them as a roach clip, but as I grew older I discovered they make excellent hair pluckers. You can shove them right up the old schnozzaroonie, grab hold of 20 or 30 hairs all at once, and pull them bastards out by the roots. It hurts a tad, and will make your eyes water, but when you're finished the interior of your nose will be smooth as a baby's bottom! It also cuts down on your cocaine budget because all of it goes right up in there instead of sticking to your hairs.

Your mission Mr. Smith, is to start by visiting the cafeteria of your local hospital, look for those sweet young thangs wearing those blue smocks, and offer to buy their lunch.

-- (fuckin@and.pluckin), August 13, 2000.


You made me think. I will be in Redmond on Tuesday. Maybe I could drop by the campus and ask Bill to fix it. What do you think my chances are? :^)

That would be my guess too.

Best wishes,,,,


-- Z1X4Y7 (Z1X4Y7@aol.com), August 13, 2000.

"Should I shave my legs or my pits first? That is the big question that life has presented to me.

BTW, I am serious.

-- consumer (shh@aol.com), August 13, 2000."

Dumb question. The answer is neither of course.

Always shave your snatch first, before the blade gets dull.

-- (eating.at@the.Y.tonight), August 13, 2000.


-- al-d. (dogs@zianet.com), August 13, 2000.

al-d impostor, you chose a very difficult subject to impersonate. To the observant eye, there are dozens of technical incongruencies with the artistic style of the real al-d, not to mention that you just flat out miss his focus of subject matter by a long shot. You may have fooled some for the first day or two, but after that it's hopeless. I'll know if and when the real al-d returns.

-- (not@even.close), August 13, 2000.

F & P wrote, "...grab hold of 20 or 30 hairs all at once, and pull them...."

I actually tried that once when I was about 21. I must not have done it right because my nose bled for 45 minutes.

-- (kb8um8@yahoo.com), August 13, 2000.

profits from=nose-hairs1-raise=cooties-your tropical-fish-need-live- food!!----al has 101-idea's for making money at home!!!

-- al-d. (dogs@zianet.com), August 13, 2000.

Gotta pull sl-o-o-o-o-wly, with constant pressure, like a surgeon. The hemos do the trick nicely, but it takes a little practice. No other tool will work, I've tried them all. You won't find the good ones at a store, must be surgical quality.

-- (good.luck@with.schnozz), August 13, 2000.

I've found that a small blowtorch works nicely on the nose hairs -- but the time spent in the emergency room pretty much cancels out any time saved.

-- I'm Here, I'm There (I'm Everywhere@so.beware), August 13, 2000.


But be careful not to swallow it. That's what happened to Creeper.

-- (severe@nerve.damage), August 13, 2000.

send for my book=101 way's to get rich-wit nose-haires!! hares--heyres-hiars?

-- al-d. (dogs@zianet.com), August 13, 2000.

Does your book also examine the uses for belly button lint? Dryer lint? Common lint? Between the toes lint? I'll bet if you cut into one of your arm moles, you'd find more lint. Before I order, I need to know if your book goes into any of these topics.

-- (link@link.link), August 13, 2000.

weed whacker

-- (that is what@i.use), August 13, 2000.

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-- al-d. (dogs@zianet.com), August 13, 2000.

I'm tempted to try a weed whacker on myself after reading the al troll's post above. You people are NUTZ. NUTZ. NUTZ.

-- (nutz@nutz.nutz), August 13, 2000.

What is the best way to trim my rectal hairs? I've got a wild one that keeps going up there and making me hysterical.

-- cpr (buytexas@swbell.net), August 13, 2000.

You could try pouring some Coke-Cola in your bumhole.

-- (dust@inthe.wind), August 13, 2000.

it,s so simple cpr--eat alot of beans--get some matches--bend-over fart-strike match in wazoo-area--oh don,t forget to remove the guacamole'--yu kinky kid yu!

-- al-d. (dogs@zianet.com), August 13, 2000.

G-R-O-S-S Me out the back door.

-- (nutz@nutz.nutz), August 13, 2000.

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