Sad goodbyes to all my fans : LUSENET : TB2K spinoff uncensored : One Thread

Well it has been an exciting three years hanging out here at Time Bomb 2000, but there comes a time when it is time to move on, and after reading Time magazine I realized I could have the time of my life.

So I have decided to give up eating at Pizza Time and Taco Time and do something fun and exciting. So I am about to leave for a 6 year bicycling trip around the world, unfortunately I probably won't have as much time to be on this forum. So goodbye everyone. If I do find internet access in such remote places as Stradia, Thintonsk I will make sure I get on and let you know of my progress. I might even make myself a tin-foil bicycle helmet.

-- Gordy MacLenroe (g-mac-man@usswest.ner), August 11, 2000


Gordy, you were one of the few sane voices on this board. Although I will miss you, I think your sane posts were dragging down the forum. The rest of the posters might be lunatics, but they are exciting making this forum more fun than Big Brother, Jerry Springer, and Survivor combined. So I say good riddance, have a safe trip, and update us on your progress by snail mail. (And make sure your bicycle is y2k compliant) ;-)

-- H Doggs (, August 11, 2000.

You finally realized how wrong you were about y2k and now you are trying to run from those of us who were right - you chicken. Have a safe and fun time though.

-- dmq (sellohio@sebelt.ner), August 11, 2000.

peace=love=flowers don,t ya-know=door=hit=you,r heiney=on-the+way-out

-- Sal R (bats@mama.mia), August 11, 2000.

Be careful, Lady Logic might try to follow you.

-- I know at who she is (I@know.all), August 11, 2000.

Don't do anything I wouldn't do.

-- Commander Beer Man (, August 11, 2000.

We'll still be here in six years when you get back...

-- Oxy (, August 11, 2000.

How do we know if this is the real g-mac-man or his slimy troll?

-- sisskel (brewing@soda.right), August 11, 2000.

I didn't type it, but if I find out who did, I'm going to sit on them and force them to read all of dmq's and Mandy Tray's exposes on the doomer meme.

-- The real me (posting@fake.handle), August 11, 2000.

Who the hell are all you people?

Except Oxy, I mean.

-- (hmm@hmm.hmm), August 11, 2000.

What do you mean who am I? I am one of the most prolific posters to this forum. I think I was #3 on the top ten list last time it was posted. Who are you?

-- Commander Beer Man (, August 11, 2000.

Gordy, if this really is the real Gordy, we might never have gotten along very well on this fourm, but I think I am in love with you.

-- Sally (sallyg@micosoft.ner), August 11, 2000.

Why do all the good people leave this forum and leave us with stuck with all the dweebs such as dmq, and Mandy Faye?

-- mmm..mmm..good! (mmm@mmm.good), August 11, 2000.

Not to mention that loser inn@inn.inn.

-- (hmm@hmm.hmm), August 11, 2000.

Don't worry Gordy, I will make sure I post your pre-rollover comments to the forum at least once a day just to remind people what a sucker you were. Do have a safe trip though.

fond regards,
Fandy Maye

-- Fandy Maye (FandyGirl633@hottmail.con), August 11, 2000.

Oh, you think you are a real man Fandy Gay posting in that pink color. You are just hiding behing that tough exterior of yours because you know you could have easily been wrong. You could still be wrong about something.

-- Frosty (dang@trouble.ner), August 11, 2000.

I didn't post this thread, and I'm not leaving. Those of you who've seen me will testify that I am much too fat to even be getting on a bicycle not to mention riding one around the world. My troll must be at it again.


-- The Real Gordy MacLenroe (g-mac-man@usswest.ner), August 11, 2000.

Scratchin, scratching, scratching my head-

-- FutureShock (gray@matter.think), August 11, 2000.

I think it must be either dmq of mandy. Altough Pedro is also capable of this kind of thing.

-- Commander Beer Man (, August 11, 2000.

Gordy, make sure you take your umbrella, and than you can fly across the ocean Mary Poppins style!

-- butt fungus (fungal@upset.tummy), August 11, 2000.

Well, I probably won't be posting here again. Thank you for the kind comments, and it is really me, I am leaving. My troll wrote Gordy at the bottom of the post, check the archives, I never do this. Well if you miss me, I'm sure my troll will fill my shoes.

-- Gordy MacLenroe (g-mac-man@usswest.ner), August 11, 2000.

I think you are the troll, Commander Beer boy.

-- Pedro (look@cat.draggedIn), August 11, 2000.

Sybil Dorsett, where have you (all of you) been?

-- Ra (tion@l.1), August 11, 2000.

I remember the first time I travelled around the world on my hangglider. I would be flying reading Socartes, Voltaire, and Shakesphere enjoying the upper altitude and the beautiful scenery. My only advice for you Gordy - when in Latin America, don't drink the water.

-- Len Becker (lbecker@midwestonline.con), August 11, 2000.

If I find out who you are, I'm going to make you listen to an entire Britney Spears album (maybe two).

-- The Real Me (, August 11, 2000.

This place is crazy - YOU GOTTA LOVE IT!

-- ???? (?@?.?), August 11, 2000.

Don't leave without me getting the chance to say goodbye.

-- T-Bone (trevor@newbie.con), August 11, 2000.

This thread does not comply to my belief system, I must delete it.

-- Dianna Tire (Di@scared.spaces), August 11, 2000.

YoU HYeINNa jaCKAL InfIDEl mAKe sUrE You cHeCK iN NoW ANd THeN.

-- SLiM fAst (nO@No.nO), August 11, 2000.

Goodbye Party for Gordy at my house - everyone is invited!

-- Commander Beer Man (, August 11, 2000.

Gordy, that weas a good one. "tin-foil bicycle helmet". Take care old man!

-- Systems Supervisor (tick@tock.boomboom), August 11, 2000.

The neener neener meme

-- Goopster (Goopiedude@yohoo.con), August 11, 2000.

I think what goopster is trying to say is that he needs to blow his nose but he can't wuite remember how.

-- What is he trying to say? (may@never.know), August 11, 2000.

My troll wants everyone to think I am leaving but I am not. I am styaing. What evil motive is causing him to do this? Why, What did I ever do to him. Maybe it is somebody over at Sleazy Board.


-- The Real Gordy MacLenroe (g-mac-man@usswest.ner), August 11, 2000.

Na na na na ... na na na ... hey hey hey ... good-bye ...

-- Debra (, August 11, 2000.

Okay, now you tell me that full moons don't make people crazy?!

Mary Poppin's umbrella to fly over the oceans... LOL!!!


-- I want a tinfoil hat too... (, August 11, 2000.

Gordy your quick wit and hate for Klinton will be dearly missed here.

-- Evan (darkhorse@ligginsnet.con), August 11, 2000.

If you get tired of riding your bike Gordy, you can always buy a car. Gas prices are going down, (or at least in dmq's world they are).

-- T-Bone (trevor@newbie.con), August 11, 2000.

Go spread your FEAR UNCERTAINTY AND DOUBT to the masses in Europe.

-- dmq (sellohio@sebelt.ner), August 11, 2000.

Gordy, can I come along with you on your trip? I really am in love with you

-- Sally (sallyg@micosoft.ner), August 11, 2000.

Gordy you will be missed, if you stop by the UK come on over and we will party like its 1999!

-- Bill Noos (bath@upaside.ner), August 11, 2000.


You and Fandy Maye wanna mud wrestle?

-- King of Siam (, August 11, 2000.

Gordy, while we disagree on politics, religion, music, and even cusuine - you have always been very gracious in expressing your disagreements. Please do log on occassionally, even if it means knocking some poor sap upside the head so you can borrow his computer for a few minutes. LOL.

-- White Horse (riding@the.tide), August 11, 2000.

KoS, I'll try anything at least once!

-- Sally (sallyg@micosoft.ner), August 11, 2000.

oh you stupid troll, you've ruined TB2000, and if I catch you I'll rain on your parade.

-- Its really Gordy (gotta@believe.met), August 11, 2000.

It's dmq, if he can't get all the attention on the forum then he will start stealing our handles. dmq = dumb mean quack

-- Pedro (look@cat.draggedIn), August 11, 2000.

I think it's fandy gay. Way too much time on its hands.

-- Frosty (dang@trouble.ner), August 11, 2000.


-- Lady Luck (ladyluck45@aal.con), August 11, 2000.


-- Lady Luck (ladyluck45@aal.con), August 11, 2000.


-- Lady Luck (ladyluck45@aal.con), August 11, 2000.


-- Lady Luck (ladyluck45@aal.con), August 11, 2000.


-- Lady Luck (ladyluck45@aal.con), August 11, 2000.


-- Lady Luck (ladyluck45@aal.con), August 11, 2000.

I don't recognize the names, but I do recognize the personalities.

-- This is a strange thread (kinda@funny.though), August 11, 2000.

Finally you worthless scum!!


-- pooper trolly (ic@n', August 11, 2000.


Good decision to leave this trash heap and all the vicious nasty trolls here. Since obviously the sysops aren't going to do anything to enforce the rules of civil debate you might as well go.

BTW. I have a girl and her child that are taking up quite a bit of space here, not to mention putting a serious dent in my preps. Could you take them along?

I can throw in one bitch of a grandmother too.

E-mail me.

-- Venice J. Coleson (, August 11, 2000.


You obviously have come under the spell of some evil wizard and are going to worship satan and kill my neighbor's dog. Either that or you are going to set up a partial birth abortion clinic you murderer.

-- J (, August 11, 2000.


How could you do that to the blessed ones. Major eye roll!

-- cinnamom (, August 11, 2000.

Don't let the trolls get you down, Gordy. They are just scared little boys who don't have the guts to go out and get real jobs.

-- Franny (fjohnson@thantos.ccom), August 11, 2000.

Gordy: Bye....and good luck, and BEST WISHES TOO

BTW, is it a bike built for 2?


here I thought you were into sand restlin? :-)

xoxo, guess who (seein as tho we are all incognito) this thread is too funny

-- umguess (, August 11, 2000.


-- al-d. (, August 11, 2000.

Grody, the forum must not forget your immortal words from December of 1999:

May y2k be a year of peace and hapiness for all on this forum.

I bet you wish you could eat your words now Gordy!

Assidulous Regards,

Mandy Faye

-- Mandy Faye (mandygirl633@hottmail.con), August 11, 2000.

Grody, the forum must not forget your immortal words from December of 1999:

May y2k be a year of peace and hapiness for all on this forum.

I bet you wish you could eat your words now Gordy!

Assidulous Regards,

Mandy Faye

-- Mandy Faye (mandygirl633@hottmail.con), August 11, 2000.

Clean up after yourself.

-- dork (do@r.K), August 11, 2000.

I got a grain mill kit I can let you have at wholesale price.

-- Stan Fuckya (, August 11, 2000.

Watch out for those wood chippers dear one. LOL

Peace and love to you.

-- Ash & Lesky still Csacadian (, August 11, 2000.

Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.

Pollyanna backslider.

Snarlin', yippin', yappin', and Snoozin'

-- The Dog (, August 11, 2000.

Make sure you're well armed, Gordy. The fascist totalitarian dictators are just looking for any reason they can to strip you of your precious freedoms and subject you to their iron will. You may have no choice but to revolt. The struggle will be long and bloody. Very bloody. There will be gallons of blood everywhere. Rivers of the stuff. The only way to win back your freedom is through massive bloody sacrifices filled with blood. Have fun.

-- OUTVAR (, August 11, 2000.

What fans?? I've been here over 2 years and I've never even heard of you!

-- (pompousity@to.the.max), August 11, 2000.

I'll miss you Gordy. E-mail me a pic and I'll put it up next to mine and my son's on my site.



-- Prancr (, August 11, 2000.


You're running away with Chris right? You are such a slut. :-)

-- Nuttyghost (, August 11, 2000.

Gordy, you pathetic moron. You never did understand and you never will understand even the simplest of concepts. No, YOU think you have such a big brain that you can simply bicycle away in DENIAL when the FACTS are so clear. But then, you wouldn't understand a FACT if it embedded itself directly into your tiny pea-sized pollyanna brain, you vile incompetent fool. I only hope that when the white-hot panic sears through the two remaining synapses in your empty skull, that you will be able to explain to your starving children why they must suffer and die because you had such a big brain and didn't prepare.


If you live within 2.3472 kilometers of a Chuck-e-Cheese, you're pizza.

-- Darth Maul Kiln (, August 11, 2000.


You coward! Running out on me with the state my health is in. It's not over until I say it's over. You may run, but as for me.......

I shall finish the Game..............


-- Shakey (still in @, August 11, 2000.

Thanks for the kind words but the only one who is leaving is my troll as I kick him out of town.

-- The troll has me so frazzled I can't remember who I am (am@I.Gordy?), August 11, 2000.


-- (BIG@LETTER.MAN), August 11, 2000.

Sorry to hear you're leaving, Gordy, but I thought that this would be a good opportunity to announce my new book, TimeDud: 2000 - Why The Bomb Didn't Go Off. I plan to gather data posted here by the pollies in the last 3 years and organize their words into chapters, thus making them my own. The basic jist of the book will cover the reasons why Y2K was not a big problem and could never have possibly been a big problem. I will be using polly data to counter arguments used by those who peddled fear prior to the rollover and present volumes of evidence proving that there was no possible way that any of their scenarios were in any way close to reality.

This may seem like a departure from my previous work, but if you look at it in the context of my dwindling bank account and empty consulting schedule, you will see how it all fits together in the larger picture. I hope that, with this book, we can expose the criminals that used the Y2K phenomenon to swindle thousands of dollars from innocent people and prevent this sort of thievery from happening in the future.

The book will be $39.95 a copy at Amazon starting next month.

Be sure to order two, just in case something happens to the first one. After all, you never know what might happen!!


-- Ed Imdone (, August 11, 2000.


-- new cast (of st@nge.characters), August 11, 2000.

Ed, I'd buy one but my troll bought them all up. When is the second printing coming out?

-- Hiding Icognito (, August 11, 2000.

Ahhhhhhhhhh! I just read this entire thread. Worse, I think that I actually understood most of what was being discussed/spoofed. I HAVE TO GET A LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-- (, August 11, 2000.

Gordy you lying, jiving, worhtless escuse for a human being. You aren't leaving, you are just trying to get these morons to beg you to stay, and then you can act like you are sacrificing your life's ambitions to please these people. I see through you.

-- Arnie Simplin (badbear@dingleberry.con), August 11, 2000.


-- Gold Will (Save@your.Life), August 12, 2000.

dmq = dumb mean quack

-- Pedro (look@cat.draggedIn), August 12, 2000.

I haven't laughed this hard since the "Las Vegas Roll Call" thread! (Don't worry, kb8, you are not alone: I think *I* understood most of it, too.)

-- Patricia (, August 12, 2000.

PEDRO = Pretty Egotistical Doomer Retard (who is quite) Obese.

-- dmq (sellohio@sebelt.ner), August 12, 2000.

Gordy, in 1783, Congress passed the little-known Peoples Act Against Taxes which rescinded the basic tenents that originally created what is now known as the Internal Revenue Service. Just go and ask your senator or congressperson and they will deny all knowledge of the existence of this act, one which we KNOW to be completely and 100% legitimate. What this means of course is that the taxes put upon us are ILLEGAL as well as IMMORAL and UNETHICAL and downright MEAN and NASTY and I, for one, will not stand for it one single solitary bit! Not a one!! The IRS has NO AUTHORITY to tax anyone in these United States Of America and it is time once and for all to take back this country and revolt against this highly illegal tax system. The Save A Patriot Tax Avoidance And Tax Sheltered Accounts In The Bahamas Foundation is looking for new members to expand its already huge membership so that we can fight against this illegal tax system and return money back to the PEOPLE where it belongs. Membership is only $465 a year. Act now and we'll throw in a FREE membership patch and personalized ID card!!! Call today!

-- Piggy Blue (, August 12, 2000.

turnoff the goddamn tags!!!

-- (off@god.dammit), August 12, 2000.

Piggy, throw in a six pack of Molson, and I'll sign up!

-- Commander Beer Man (, August 12, 2000.

You and me both!!!

-- Shopper (shoppin@for.value), August 12, 2000.

dmq used html in a post - they must be offering free html classes at the Happy Valley Insane Assylum.

-- butt fungus (fungal@upset.tummy), August 12, 2000.

Commander, make it Australian Lager and I'll join up too!!!!!

-- Timeless Force (feelin@quite.silly), August 12, 2000.

Take a look at this photo very closely and then explain what the UN is doing parking all of these white vehicles on the moon!!!!!!!!!!

-- Martial Law (in@only.8days!), August 12, 2000.

center tag off!

-- Turn off the tags! (html@clean-up.crew), August 12, 2000.

Why isn't it working?

-- html clean-up reject (w@h.y?), August 12, 2000.

lol! This place is crazy!

-- gotta love it (!), August 12, 2000.

gordie, I was sore afraid that this would happen and that fear has made me angry. I am all aquiver, my vibes are out of synch, my cusp is on edge and my moon is in your face.

-- (FutureSchlock@Asbury.Pork), August 12, 2000.

I had always thought the moon photos were faked, but I knew the U.N. would put death camps up there if they could, so I now believe that we really did land on the moon.

-- jimmy ginters (jginters@coocoo.clock), August 12, 2000.

ROFLMAO again amd again.

-- FutureShock (gray@matter.think), August 12, 2000.

Hey DuMbQo, why do you keep saying the price of oil is going down, as the price at the pump keeps rising? Why can't you just admit you are wrong.

-- Oil is too High (pay@too.much), August 12, 2000.

I bought the goopsterette a shotgun last year, but now I'll buy her a bicycle and we'll join you when you hit Phoenix, Gordy.

-- goopster (Goopiedude@yohoo.con), August 12, 2000.

Gordy, the problem lies in the fact that it is physically impossible to travel around the world on a bicycle seeing that much of the earth is covered by water.

So I would venture to guess that you either plan to do much travelling by either boat or airplane. Technically you could travel around the world by bicycle by travelling on a ship while pedaling a stationary exercise bicycle, but then again most exercise bicycles only have one tire, where as a bicycle by the very of the name of the creature has two tires, so therefore you would not actually be bicycling around the world but unicycling around the world.

So if you actually rode the bicycle on the land and the mutant unicycle on the ship, you would not actually be doing either around the world and this confuses my logic, so that I do not remember what it was that I was originally trying to convince you of.

-- Clint (ClintC@mindring.ner), August 12, 2000.

Hey goops,

I remember last year you were planning on buggin' out to the desert with her kitty. Sure hope you're taking it along on the world tour.

-- flora (***@__._), August 12, 2000.

We sure are, but we got to hide her from the Mohawked Ex-Yuppies who will want to do the nasty on our backside for not warning them how bad y2k was going to get!

-- Goopster (Goopiedude@yohoo.con), August 12, 2000.

For the last time, I AM NOT LEAVING.

-- The Real Gordy MacLenroe (g-mac-man@usswest.ner), August 12, 2000.

I think the pollies (er, I mean trolls) should be allowed to access the internet in some limited capacity but I don't think they should bwe allowed to post anything to the internet.

-- Dianna Tire (Di@scared.spaces), August 12, 2000.

Have you lost you mind, Dianna? I do not even think the trolls should be allowed to be on the internet.

-- Old Zit (prepared@old.zit), August 12, 2000.

Commander, um, uh,, ya wouldnt mind if were to be a margarita would ya?

Damn, their aint no jetpools on the moon after all...????

now I'm really hurt and no playground either, shoot.

-- (, August 12, 2000.

The best damn thread on the internet !! Did Gore invent this? Are all of these people coming to Vegas? Do I need a list? Are we meeting on the moon?

-- Oxymoron (, August 12, 2000.

I'll be in Las Vegas if you have some of those delicious Jelly Doughnuts that us programmers love. I saw Ed the other day and it looks like he can't lay off them either. I see we still have way too many troubled pollies on this forum.

-- Cory IsALittleCounfusedinski (, August 12, 2000.

Gordy, I don't know or care who the hell you are, but I noticed that Ed mentioned his latest book, so I feel it is only right that I be allowed the same privilege. My upcoming work will be called The Sanitary Napkin Chronicles: A Look At The Year 2000 That You'd Rather Not Talk About, Much Less See. It will contain complete threads from the old TimeBomb 2000 board, with small bits of my own introductions sprinkled throughout such as "Check this out!!" and "Wow, looks like a big fight was brewing here!"

I understand that some of you may not be comfortable being identified with these posts, which is why I'm offering you this opportunity to explain, in a 25 page typed, double-spaced, essay why I should consider not including your work in my soon-to-be bestselling novel. You have 4 minutes and 30 seconds to get your essay in to me. In the meantime, I have created a forum so that you can continue to give me feedback as well as additional material for the sequel novel scheduled for next year. There is a password for the new forum, since I intend to keep out the trolls, but the password is only a $10.00 one-time fee. Hope to see you soon!

-- AM (videoprof@dum.dum), August 12, 2000.

Ra, tell me more about your shlong

-- (Lorelei@lubricious.lips), August 12, 2000.

Gordy, it's unfortunate that you will be leaving the forum, but I fully understand your sentiments as I, too, will be leaving shortly. I have vainly attempted to find someone on this forum with as much intellectual capacity as myself, but nobody has, as yet, qualified to even the smallest degree. However, I have discovered a new forum populated with individuals of the highest caliber who are nearly as smart as I. It will be there that I will spend the bulk of my time, debating important issues with the intellectual elite, while the rest of the ordinary folk wallow in the swill that is this forum, dining on their own intellectual fecal matter.

I would send you the address of the forum, Gordy, but alas, you would never meet the entrance requirements. However please feel free to send me your resume at your earliest convenience so that I can compare it with my own and have a good laugh at your expense.

-- Heave Stellar (, August 12, 2000.

Aren't you gonna do da fanny bubble man? Dat be me.

-- (farting@bathtub.mon), August 12, 2000.

ROFL, at Heave!!!!!!!!

Do i get a hoe?

Sorry I wont be able to submitt the 10.00 I am broke, and intellectually speaking I am as close to al as I can get, given that, may I still forward my resume?

Please link the addy to yer new site and privately email the pass- word, see there is ONE and that is ME who can KEEP a secret.

I shall await your timely reply.

Sincerely yours,

Give it a heave everybody say 'hoe'.

-- (, August 12, 2000.

Heave, just because you wrote a buck on A+ or B+ or whatever it was, doesn't mean that you were wrong about y2k. And unless you post to every internet forum that I am your intellectual superior, I will follow you around and post the idiotic reminders that you were wrong about y2k and that I was right.

-- dmq (sellohio@sebelt.ner), August 13, 2000.

Attention: The following trolls are banned from this forum. And to the rest of you who disagree with me, think before you post, or YOU WILL end up on this list:

Fandy Maye - FandyGirl633@hottmail.con
Lady Luck - FandyGirl633@hottmail.con
Doomers Duck -
Y2K Poopypants - y2kpoopypants@hottmail.con

-- Dianna Tire (Di@scared.spaces), August 13, 2000.

Oh yeah, censor this.

-- troublemaker (, August 13, 2000.

I just want to say that I am in full agreement with this policy. Trolls should be censored and banned with extreme prejudice. And I think you know what I'm getting at when I say "extreme prejudice," if you get my drift. You can see where I'm coming from, if you know what I mean. Okay, fine, what I mean is that they should be killed. That's right, just string the bastards up and kill them. No, wait, killing would be too kind for them. They should be tortured first. Yeah. Torture the polly scum. Carve out their eyes. No, on second thought, that should probably be at the end so they can witness their torture. Oh crap, let me think this through and I'll get back to you.

-- OUTVAR (, August 13, 2000.

[no response, no explanation, just snip -- Sysop]

-- (sysop@making.doody), August 13, 2000.

Good points OUTVAR, I can't understand why anyone would visit a message forum if they do not agree 100% with the expressed views of the sysops of the aforemention message board. I just don't get it.

-- Clint (ClintC@mindring.ner), August 13, 2000.

Don't worry OUTVAR and Clint, there is a new sheriff in town, riding in on horseback, just to save the day. He Spiff, Buff, Cute, Good with a Joke, Good at charming the Ladies, and did I mention that he was me? Well he is. So all you trolls out there, the weather is going to be changing around here, and I mean it is going to get ugly.

-- Chuckles the Day Diver (better@watch.out), August 13, 2000.

I'm not sure this is such a good [snip -- Sysop]

DNS now: maps to ...

Maps to: Karen Smith, 143 Old Farm Lane, Denver Colorado, (242) 463-5836, SS # 845-95-3827, MasterCard 2638-4570-9375-7394 Exp. 11/01, height 5'2", weight 135 lbs, auburn hair, brown eyes, measurements 34-25-35, has two children, ages 6 and 8, enjoys hiking, skiing, and "naughty games," last seen at the grocery store holding her purse and one bag of groceries, no wait. . .she's leaving now...getting in her car. .. okay, now she's making a left turn.. . .....

-- (whats@goin.on), August 13, 2000.

For God's sake, sysops, GIMME THE KEYS!!

I'll kick some ass and take some names! Woohooo!!

-- (, August 13, 2000.

You'd really kick some ass and take some names, now would you?

Nah, you'd have to put the bottle/glass down first, and that isnt like you.

For you are a drunk and druggie and soon I will provide a link to some porn you peeper with small pecker.

-- (Ladyis@a.logical.never), August 13, 2000.

I've said all this before here

-- spyder (, August 13, 2000.

IMO, MO is not worth jack-shit.

-- Lars (, August 16, 2000.

Were All gonna Live


-- SF (Shock@future.haha), August 16, 2000.

Gordy hon,

Ken seems to be afflicted with ennui, again. Yet another doomish 'the end is near' thread from the Deckster.

I think you should invite him along on the world tour. He'd be a great foil for Goops & the kitty.

-- flora (***@__._), August 24, 2000.

flora, you performed quite a service bumping this thread to the top. I hadn't read it the 1st time around. By the time I got finished reading the first Clint post, I laughed so hard I spit a mouthful of sunflower seeds clear across my desk. Damn you peoples be seriously silly AND creative as hell.

-- Bingo1 (, August 24, 2000.

Without a doubt, the best thread any TB forum has seen to date!! I lost it when hmmmm said "Who the hell are all you people?" Clint, Heave, Chuckles and all the rest - very creative and funny as hell!!! THANKS!!


-- Deano (, August 24, 2000.

Either I've lived too long, or I've stepped into The Twilight Zone or into a dog dumpling or something weird.

-- gilda (, August 24, 2000.

Twilight Zone, definitely. TB2K's version. That's a keeper.

-- (, August 24, 2000.

(TB Cont'd.....)

I did not write the above post, there are no sunflower seeds on my dest, everybody knows i do not eat and work at the same time.

-- bingo2 (, August 25, 2000.

I can't believe this -- all this goofing around, and almost NO concern about those white vehicles on the moon. I mean, the LEAST we could do is blow up the photo and analyze it for authenticity.

-- eve (, August 25, 2000.

Eve: you forgot to 'fake' another persona, and you would not mind if I corrected your spelling now would you?

-- Ben decker (, August 25, 2000.

Oh yes...Gordy, I will miss your presence here. I can feel the vacuum already. And I haven't felt a vacuum since early this week when the hose on mine accidently sucked up one of those used fabric softeners that are always somehow floating all over my house.

(Note the subtle shift in responsibility -- the HOSE sucked it up; I only played a minor role)

And by the way, you'll be happy to know that The Wall Street Journal reports that Pizza Time is considering expanding into Thintonsk. They need to complete test-marketing the pizzas (including the optional whale blubber topping, of course) with the Eskimos first, though. And keeping it warm during the guaranteed 30-minute delivery by dogs and sleigh is problematic. See the Journal for updates on this fascinating development.

-- eve (, August 25, 2000.


You know, "eve", my sneaky sister, keeps coaxing me out of the computer area with fresh bagels and lox. But this time, I coaxed HER outside as I pointed to a possible new species of quackgrass; then I locked her out.

Maybe soon she'll get tired of yelling and knocking, and just go out into the woods, find some weeds to eat, and take a long nap.

-- morn (morn_ingglory@youcanstuffitifyadon'tthinkit', August 25, 2000.


Some old-time classic personalities!!! Good job, spoofer(s)!!!

Funny stuff.

-- Super Polly (, August 25, 2000.

I did not write the post above either! The proof is that the poster did not make a spelling error and Ben Decker did not correct it. I'm consistant with mispellings. I do it just to keep Ben Decker busy and happy.

-- (smarties@skittles.too), August 25, 2000.

Ben, so far you haven't posted nearly enough evidence to convince me of your point. Before you continue, I would ask that you read every book in the Library of Congress and summarize each, explaining why each text does or does not support your premise. At that point, we may be able to continue the discussion, assuming you are able to make your points without taking this to the personal level, which I highly doubt.

-- peeve (, August 25, 2000.

I have my finger jammed into my nose all the way to the big knuckle!

he-heee! duh-huh!

-- wetoast (ct@no.yr), August 26, 2000.

wait! who is trying hack me?!?! those damn debung-ys!

you kludging fools will NEVER catch me!

[now I have TWO fingers up to the big knuckle...but it ain't my nose!!!!]

-- wetoast (ct@no.yr), August 26, 2000.

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