Everybody out there totally misunderstood me. I did'nt mean to piss all you ladies off like that.Believe me I don't need any more angry women in my life.I just wanted to find a band I like that didn't have some crazy 12 year old girls drooling over them.REM is the best band in the world and Michael Stipe is my idol.I love "I DONT SLEEP I DREAM" because it is about oral sex(and I could use a blow job) and I never pursued any war with anybody. I just hoped that by some grace of God there would be a great band out there that didn't have a female 12 year old following.(not meant to offend anybody)I did say that goggles thing and I meant it. Don't crucify me - I just wanted to find someone special who wasn't sexually attracted to Michael Stipe because I pale in comparison but not for long.Please forgive me you sexy thangs(dumb bitches).From now on you will refer to me as STIPE CLONE instead of Uncle Jammama.But I must say the duplicate is MUCH BETTER than the original.

-- Uncle Jammamma (REMRoks@aol.com), August 09, 2000

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Uncle Jammamma Baby, "Ok I forgive you, and well, you didn't make me angry because I'm easy to forgive and I don't get mad at anybody I except your apology and well, EVERYTHING YOU SAID IS FORGOTTEN and IT'S TIME TO START A BRAND NEW DAY AGAIN!" JOY JOY JOY JOY!"

-- Stephanie (stephp@hotpop.com), August 09, 2000.

Uncle Jammamma, I'm not ungry with you! I'm not because I simply can't find the problem. Me too I feel sad and disappointed if I know that there are only crazy 12 year old girls drooling over REM! I simply think that there aren't. I'm not. Hey! We are talking about REM!!!! R E M !!! Aaaaauuuuuuuuuuu !!!!

-- Susa (su6sa@hotmail.com), August 10, 2000.

I AM A 12 YEAR FEMALE AND YOU HAD BETTER MEAN YOUR APOLOGY! You're forgiven.

-- C.Mac (fingers_brat@hotmail.com), August 10, 2000.

apology accepted, but isn't "Stipe Clone" going a wee bit too far? After there is only one michael stipe (no offence). That wasn't drooling by the way! Its just, as a person, i think hes a pretty good one, and there is simply no denying he has a beautiful voice.... there you are then, one of my long droning speeches just for you uncle jammamma! Hope you enjoyed it, hehehe &=^)

-- jen (not@tellingyou.com), August 10, 2000.

Hey Uncle, its ok, i forgive you. You just made me a little tiny bit angry (understatement !!!) You just have to realise that we all have different opinions of the band and some people find him attractive. Dont let it get to you. You like REM for your own reasons just like everyone else. oh and im not a little 12 year old girl.(Not that theres anything wrong with being 12 Fingers Brat !!)

-- Suzanne (clanlennie@zoom.co.uk), August 10, 2000.