My son, the 10 year old sage, his view of natures conspiracy ( Humor)

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Today while picking our garden after mowing our yard, my son threw this at me and I thought I would share it with you folks. He told me nature is conspiring against us to make us work all the time. His findings: the grass keeps growing, so your always mowing, and the garden will quit producing if you dont pick it, so your always picking. one you work to keep it from growing, the other you work to keep growing. He threw his hands up and asked " How can a kid win?". With a grin, I told him "You don't, until your grown with kids of your own and your a co- conspirator of nature". Our neighbors probally thought we had gone crazy, laughing like madmen in the pea patch.

-- Jay Blair (jayblair678@yahoo.com), August 07, 2000

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Got a real chuckle out of that one!!! I think I really like your boy! Thanks Jay.......Kirk...

-- Kirk Davis (kirkay@yahoo.com), August 07, 2000.

Thanks!

-- Abigail F. (treeoflife@sws.nb.ca), August 09, 2000.

Please ask him to post his thoughts on the Kennedy conspiricy

-- Joel Rosen (Joel681@webtv.net), August 09, 2000.

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