WWW.clonejesus.com

The name says it all, doesn't it?

-- Unbe-freakin'-lievable! (wayout@outer.spaceoids!), August 02, 2000

Answers

The Second Coming Project is soliciting contributions and donations to help us is our quest. Time is short! We must have a fertilized Jesus zygote no later than April of 2001 if Baby Jesus is to come to term on the predicted date. Please send all contributions to:

The Second Coming Project P.O. Box 295 Berkeley, CA 94701

BUMPER STICKERS=$10.00

TEE SHIRTS=$25.00

-- (nemesis@awol.com), August 02, 2000.

May be wrong, but I do not think this is what we (believers) were destined to do.

-- Heathen (forgiven@here.com), August 02, 2000.

IT,S GONNA GET REAL WIERD--BEFORE IT,S OVER!!!

-- al-d. (dogs@zianet.com), August 02, 2000.

Al-it has always been weird. It is weird now. It will be weird tomorrow. It was weird yesterday. It was weird in 1567 and in 1896. We are human-humans are weird. Nothing special about now, bro.

-- FutureShock (gray@matter.think), August 02, 2000.

yup ,wherever there be peoples--i guess theres bound to be problem,s!!!---sure glad it,s temporary!!!!!

-- al-d. (dogs@zianet.com), August 03, 2000.

So obviously this clone will not have the soul of Jesus.

Maybe it's the anti-christ. hmmm

-- cin (cin@cinn.cin), August 03, 2000.

Wouldn't you know it?... 4 months late :-)

-- Mr Slippery (slip@slide.cum), August 03, 2000.

I think it's worth a shot. God does not want us to wait for him to send everything to us, he want us to learn how to create what we need. Perhaps we have finally reached the point in time when we can create the second coming that so many have been sitting around praying for. If this is the way it was meant to happen, then the soul of Christ will move into the clone. Reincarnation!

-- (science@is.cool), August 03, 2000.