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The KKK is endorsed by Procter and Gamble, who also supports the satanists, and who sold Mrs. Field's cookie recipe to Neiman Marcus for $2,000 after the kiddie tatoos laced with LSD that were supposed to be used for satanic ritual abuse at that day care center in Beaufort were mistakenly eaten by the choking doberman who was bitten by the snake that came out of the fur coat that was worn by the escaped homicidal maniac whose hook prosthesis was found hanging from the door of the car of the teenagers who high-tailed it out of a lover's lane when they heard that he had escaped and then went to the pot party where the kids who were supposed to be babysitting got high on marijuana and were so stoned they accidentally put the baby in the oven instead of the turkey that makes you sleepy because it contains tryptophan because the microwave was ruined by the exploding poodle that the girl with the beehive hairdo that turned out to contain roaches who had gotten an automatic "A" at college because her roommate had committed suicide had put in to dry after it had gotten wet chasing the vanishing hitchhiker who had tried to warn the girl that her insides were cooked because she had stayed too long under the sun lamp at the local tanning salon while her dad poured a load of concrete into a new convertible parked outside of the house because he thought it belonged to a guy who was having sex with his wife but was really a prize he had won in a contest at that radio station that played rock records that contained hidden commands and subliminal messages planted by the Jews, international bankers, the Trilateral Commission, the Council on Foreign Relations, the Illuminati, the New World Order, multinational corporations, right wing militias, Jerry Falwell, the Christian Coalition, Planned Parenthood, and the spooks at Hanger 18 of Area 51 in Dreamland who performed the autopsies on the aliens who crashed at Roswell, New Mexico while on a mission to abduct people and conduct weird sexual and reproductive experiments on them because they knew we use only ten percent of our brains and that engineers had "proven" that bumblebees can't fly and that sugar wakes you up even if you're a CIA agent who has recovered memories about conspiring with organized crime and anti-Castro extremists to kill JFK with a magic bullet, and then killed dozens of other people whose odds of all dying within the period in which they did are infintesimal even if you don't count their near-death experiences in which an angel guided them to the light before they were called back because it wasn't time for them to die like Mikey from the Life cereal commercials did after eating Pop Rocks(R) candy when his friend Alice Cooper who was Eddie Haskell on Leave it to Beaver woke up after a one night stand in a hotel only to find that the girl he was with was gone and had written "Welcome to the world of AIDS" in lipstick on the bathroom mirror which terrified him because he knew that it is just as easy to get AIDS from heterosexual intercourse as it is from homosexual sodomy with an IV drug user because when the US government created AIDS to commit genocide against blacks who aren't adversely affected by the minimum wage with the aid of Korean grocers who don't give anything back to the community they knew that Anne Klein had said on the Donahue show that she didn't want blacks buying her clothes because when the poison they put in that fried chicken at Church's so The Rich could keep the poor down because they can't be rich if nobody is poor there would be a massive coverup like the Philadelphia Experiment or the carburetor that can allow a car to get 100 mpg in perpetual motion just like Nikola Tesla had done a hundred years ago using the same principal that Uri Geller uses to bend spoons and psychic friends use to give you valuable insights that improve your life for amusement purposes only while smoking a cigarette that has no more been proven to give you cancer than evolution has been proven to occur because it's only a theory and there are no transitional fossils and it violates the second law of thermodynamics unlike creation science which is not religious and fear of irradiated food which is rational because we know it's bad just like the assault weapons that are more dangerous than other semi-automatic weapons because they look scary and ugly and they're ok to ban because the second amendment wasn't meant to preserve the rights of individuals against the state like the other nine amendments in the Bill of Rights but instead is the only amendment designed to protect the state against individuals because if there is no effective way to keep guns out of the hands of criminals the next best thing is to keep them out of the hands of law abiding citizens and make sure only the state has them because countries where the state doesn't permit its citizens to own guns are never oppressive and the government doesn't become arrogant and intractable and corrupt because the government can improve our lives by suspending the laws of supply and demand to make prices fair and deciding how many people of each race and sex should be in colleges and jobs which is good because when control of everyday life is centralized in the state the people who get to make the decisions are never capricious or highhanded or make decisions favoring their friends and family and people who pay them money because if only we can get the right people into positions of control it will be safe to let them run things because smart people can figure out how to allocate resources and what fair prices are for goods and services and labor and who should be allowed to do what much more efficiently and constructively than just letting millions of people make their own decisions about what they should eat or drink or smoke or for whom they should work for under what conditions for how much money on what schedule based on their own perceptions concerns and plans in accordance with their best interests.

-- crp (buytexas@swbell.not), July 30, 2000


You're so full of shit. It was Hanger 17, not Hangar 18.

-- (hmm@hmm.hmm), July 30, 2000.

I DID NOT POST THE ABOVE. It is a litany of all the BS MYTHS people on EZ SLEEZY believe.

-- cpr (, July 30, 2000.

sick-world-huh??---does anyone deny this stuff-go,s-on? ever seen a whacked out kid, on crack-cocaine? every-week-end the emergency -room,s are busy-with drug & alcohol- disaster,s!-kids are getting into satanism,& seeking power from the=dark-side!--if yu open the DOOR to evil--guess what yu get!! *A-SIGN-OF-THE -TIMES*satan,s on a rampage--he know,s his day,s are- short*

-- al-d. (, July 30, 2000.

"I DID NOT POST THE ABOVE. It is a litany of all the BS MYTHS people on EZ SLEEZY believe."

You really are illiterate, aren't you? I deliberately changed the spelling of the email address and "name" I posted under so you wouldn't think someone was impersonating you, but you're too stupid to notice. Thanks for demonstrating your idiocy once again.

-- crp (buytexas@swbell.not), July 30, 2000.

Get a clue you FREAKING DOOMZIE MORON! I post under so many names, do YOU really expect ME to remember them ALL? By the way, I didn't post this. At least I don't think I did.

-- cpr (, July 30, 2000.

cpr,your sins will'follow you-BAD BOY,BAD BOY,whatcha gonna do 'when they come for you-bad-boy!--do you have multiple personalities! you need a hobby--raise ducks!!!we can trade!!

-- al-d. (, July 30, 2000.

crp, shame on you. We were making progress on bringing Hawk into the real world, but after reading your post, he will revert back into his nutso beliefs.

-- Doin' it for the Hawk (D@i.h), July 30, 2000.

Original Question, I enjoyed the satire. I have to ask you for further information about the Beaufort thing, since I plan on visiting there. Bit about smokes,was great too.

-- Descendant of a (pe@cepipe.smoker), July 31, 2000.

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