Ode to the Random Number Generator (BBSCL)greenspun.com : LUSENET : Unofficial Newcastle United Football Club BBS : One Thread |
A Prayer to the Gods of ChanceOh RNG, Be good to me, And grant the Converts Victory.
Or if perchance I earn a draw, Make sure my rivals earn no more.
And if the Converts lose by two, Then put six past their mottley crew.
But If they win and I should lose, May all your circuits blow a fuse.
Contract a bug, a hacking cough, and let the chairmans balls drop off!
:o))
-- Anonymous, July 27, 2000
Ha ha ha! Couldn't you have wished that on me 8 months ago?
-- Anonymous, July 27, 2000
Hahaha superb.....I get the distinct feeling that you've been saving that for a particularly bad run of results Pilgrim?
-- Anonymous, July 27, 2000
Er. I got the idea last night while listening to that waffle they called a commentary and penned it this morning.You have been warned Soft One! :-)))
-- Anonymous, July 27, 2000
Right,Who else is going to bash out a ditty?
-- Anonymous, July 27, 2000
Pilgrim,And risk the wrath of the generator? you must be kidding mate....you're on your own....
-- Anonymous, July 27, 2000
What about you Screach? - I know you're a Bard Stuart!
-- Anonymous, July 27, 2000