Late breaking news, this just in from the source! Me and Scooter Mcgruff are gonna have a jump off, yes a jump off. This will take place at either Scooter McGruffs or at Guilettes house, he sold me the bike. The ramp will consist of maybe a old fire engine with dirt on it or maybe a wooden plank or some shit, the jumps will probalbly be death defying, ah say maybe a magna carta gap of about 16 feet. prizes will be custom trophies like old combs, boxer shorts or maybe even a hair net for are female competitors. Entry fee will cost you a fifty cent piece, top competitors will be there like Guilette, McGruff, Thompson and Pizza Man Charlie, hope to see you all there, will keep you posted!

-- Anna Smithol (raceman@aol.com), July 26, 2000

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Thats the stupidest thing ive ever heard. It's not even close to being funny. htbydxd Stu gnjfcg pid jhvrhg O'l hfcgcn drun sdcxr K

-- Joe Blow (cxhnzhnb@293.com), July 27, 2000.

No, No, definitely do not listen to that Joe Blow he probably is jealous of funny story you write, i sorry for broken english, straight from portugal, home of the kale soup and bread. In home land, we love and live for funny stories like you describe earlier, that joe blow really blows because he can not even write real e-mail address, well please write more funnies and i will laugh and support you. Love Manuel from portugal

-- manuel (racergut@msn.com), July 27, 2000.