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First I thought it was silly, I don't even like cats, but then I noticed i had a tail and whiskers, and could roar and scare people. Pretty soon I was the Lion King, but now I have to decide if I will use my power for good or for evil.
-- Lion King (email@example.com), July 26, 2000
Count your blessings, things could be worse. For example, you could have been a Texas realtor with shit for brains.
-- WD-40 (firstname.lastname@example.org), July 26, 2000.
Or even worse, you could lack the common sense given to an aeresol spray can.
-- WE 50 (email@example.com), July 26, 2000.