All of you are so kind to everyone and so benevelont. You all know who you are. I've neve experenienced such kindness before I surfed into here.

-- Shawna J (sorry@little.paranoid), July 26, 2000

Answers

Oh shut up you crazy old bat!

-- ### (pound@pound.pound), July 26, 2000.

Shawna, let me guess - you had a few too many at the half priced happy hour, then you came here and posted this.

-- stinky (smells@real.bad), July 26, 2000.

Your place or mine?

-- (nemesis@awol.com), July 26, 2000.

Nemisis: The KING/QUEEN of Crackup....!!!!!!!!!!

Rofl.

(consumer pushes and shoves madly to get to front of crazy crowd to welcome our new gal Shawna)

Looking around at others and extends loving welcome "hi i'm sumer and I'm the ONLY sane one here, WELCOME". (looks around realizes this is a complete LIE and with Al-d lurking around she must behave, RETREATS)

again, welcome, i'm done now,

xoxoxo, sumer

Ps beware of capn fun!!!!!

-- consumer (shh@aol.com), July 26, 2000.

Sumer!!!

Beware of Lil ol' moi? I just like to have a little fun now and then,OK,alot of FUN alot of the time : ) Sumer knows I'm a good boy or just good at bein' onery.Me thinks Bloody Mary's are in order this am!!!

Hi Shawna,welcome to the madhouse I mean FUNhouse; )

-- capnfun (capnfun1@excite.com), July 26, 2000.

Apparently...she hasn't yet met hawk.

-- cin (cin@cin.cin), July 26, 2000.

Capn:

wanna leg wrestle? :=-0

xoxoxo, sumer

-- consumer (shh@aol.com`), July 26, 2000.

Are the Kennedy's gun shy???

OF COURSE! my dear,always up for a good rasslin',of any kind : )

-- capnfun (capnfun1@excite.com), July 26, 2000.

Hi Shawna,

Welcome to our home! And judging by your addy and what I know about myself, you and I can start a Paranoid Support Group thread! We can meet every Tuesday evening. The possibility exists, though, that we'll all be too paranoid to show up -- but in a way, that's good if that happens, because it'll just be evidence that we were right in our self-diagnosis all along... :)

-- eve (eve_rebekah@yahoo.com), July 26, 2000.

Are the kennedy's gun Shy? ROFL....

Eve: YES you can start paranoids annonymous. Too cool.

xoxo sumerous

-- consumer (shh@aol.com), July 26, 2000.

HI,SUMER!---WUBBA-WUBBA!

-- al-d. (dogs@zianet.com), July 26, 2000.

Now Al dont you start spelling correctly on us there Dude, you'll mess us all up :-0?

xoxo, sumerous

-- consumer (shh@aol.com), July 26, 2000.

Why Do You greet a stranger as such? Why Do you reap such sarcastic greetings, upon a new comer? Because you are little. You are lower than dirt. May the fire ants, eat your inards. My Pox, upon you.

-- A Curse upon the (he@ds. of all vile. greetings), July 27, 2000.