A clever new way to pay your income tax!~greenspun.com : LUSENET : TB2K spinoff uncensored : One Thread
Here is a letter one taxpayer sent with his annual butt-reaming known as the 1040:
Enclosed is my '97 Tax Return and payment. Please take note of the attached USA Today article describing the Pentagon's paying $171.50 for hammers and NASA paying $600.00 for a toilet seat It also states HUD paid $22.00 for a 1.5 inch Phillips Head Screw.
Please find enclosed four (4) toilet seats (value $2400) and six (6) hammers (value $1029). This brings my total payment to $3429.00. Please note the overpayment of $22.00 and apply it to the Presidential Election Fund option. Might I suggest you send the above fund a 1.5 inch screw!
It's been a pleasure paying my taxes this year in this way, and I look forward to paying again next year. I just saw an article on the cost of Pentagon screwdrivers.
Sincerely, U. Screwedme
-- Susie Q (firstname.lastname@example.org), July 25, 2000
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I know for a true fact that the IRS is not a government agency.
My uncle is an IRS agent and he drives an IRS car. His licence plates do not have the usual exempt plates that all government cats have.
This tell me that the IRS is a private company.
-- betty boop (firstname.lastname@example.org), July 25, 2000.
Let the disinformation begin.
-- KoFE (your@town.USA), July 26, 2000.
Will the 'bots go on vacation in August?
-- (email@example.com), July 26, 2000.
I hope that ass goes to jail. And I hope, for their sake, that the income tax IS abolished and then America gets invaded and there is no military to defend his sorry ass.
-- FutureShock (firstname.lastname@example.org), July 26, 2000.
Amen to that, Futureshock.
-- (email@example.com), July 26, 2000.