Almond Joy or Mounds? : LUSENET : TB2K spinoff uncensored : One Thread

Do you feel like a nuT?

-- FutureShock (gray@matter.think), July 22, 2000


FS: sometimes I dont :-)

ps, you been kinda weird lately, r u smokin somethin? *giggle*

xoxoxo, sumer

-- consumer (, July 22, 2000.

One deep question leads to another: who was "the round mound of rebound"?

-- Lars (, July 22, 2000.


Wasn't that Charles Barkley?


The board has been rather weird lately, so I am going with the flow. I remembered the coke or pepsi thread i started and just wanted to give the concept another shot. That thread metamorphisized into something truly interesting. This may die a quick death. Ya never know.

-- FutureShock (gray@matter.think), July 23, 2000.

Payday, Skor, or those butterscotch pecan rolls from Sees. =o)

-- cin (cin@cin.cin), July 23, 2000.

cin, that really does give an insite to the real you...

-- Mr. Slippery (slip@slide.cum), July 23, 2000.

Oh really? Please Mr Slippery...enlighten me.

-- cin (cin@cin.cin), July 23, 2000.

ooooh you must have seen my photo. That is my very favorite red bikini, by the way. =)

-- cin (cin@cin.cin), July 23, 2000.

No cin, I haven't seen your pic., nor do I care. Have fun with what ever toy you want to play kinda made my point :-)

-- Mr. Slippery (slip@slide.cum), July 23, 2000.

Actually, I do not like either of them as I am not a coconut fan. If I have a candy bar at all anymore it is more likely to be a nestle's crunch, a snickers, or my all time favorite "You got peanut butter on my chocolate-You got chocolate on my peanut butter" Reeses Peanut butter cups. What can I say-child of the 60's, with an endless library of tv commercial taglines in my brain.

-- FutureShock (gray@matter.think), July 23, 2000.

Sometimes I feel like a nuT, sometimes I don't. WHO am I? WHY am I? WHAT does it matter?

-- Debra (, July 23, 2000.

I'm so glad someone can see your point annoy-boy, even if it's only you.

-- cin (cin@cin.cin), July 23, 2000.

p.s... or is it annoy-girl? I never knew a guy to have such a problem discussing things of a sexual nature.

-- cin (cin@cin.cin), July 23, 2000.

Almond Joy has 2 nuts so it is the more masculine of these two classic pimple producers. But should a man eat a masculine food? Maybe it would be more appropriate for a woman. Life is so complex.

I prefer Mounds because they are dark chocolate. Milk chocolate is for wimps. Over the years I have eaten so many Mounds that all of my teeth have fallen out but that is OK because I can gum the soft coconut. Health literature says that coconut is full of saturated fats so I expect to meet Peter Paul in Heaven with a face full of pimples, a mouth full of false teeth, arteries full of clogged fats and pockets full of melted Mounds bars. Yes, I will have lived a full life.

FS, yes the "round mound" was Sir Charles in his younger years.

-- Lars (, July 23, 2000.

I vote for the mound of Venus.

-- (, July 23, 2000.

Lol nemesis, the best treat to eat :-)

cin, I've never had a problem discussing sex with my SO, or any woman I know... get that?... KNOW. You seem to have this thing about posting something to do with sex on almost every thread you answer. In my experience the only women that are so obsessed with sex as you seem to be are really fat woman and nympho's. With what you have posted on this thread, and others, I suspect both.

-- Mr. Slippery (slip@slide.cum), July 23, 2000.

Because of the candy? So...everyone who eats candy is fat? And anyone who talks about sex is a nymphomaniac? Boy you are one confused and uptight person.

-- cin (cin@cin.cin), July 24, 2000.

I love nuts.

Candy is great!

If the end of the world were to come... I would fight for kids!

I would teach them to love candy. We have to work (HARD) to make it.

Babies are all that matters!

give don't take.

-- Ms.dry and rough (, July 24, 2000.

Only here can a discussion of candy turn into a flame war about sexual preference. You folks never let me down. LOL.

-- FutureShock (gray@matter.think), July 24, 2000.


ROFLMAO! You are absolutely hysterical fella! I had to pick myself up off the floor on that one-still chuckling at your respone.


Truly. Indeed, where else??

-- Aunt Bee (, July 24, 2000.

LOL! Your right Mr Slippery. cin and Ms Dry ARE otally worthless cunts whos only aim in life is to trap some poor guy. I bet neighter one is married. Reminds me of Patricia :-) I bet cin is Patricia.

-- (Whores, July 24, 2000.

"I've never had a problem discussing sex with my SO, or any woman I know."

-- Mr. Slippery (slip@slide.cum), July 23, 2000.

Ok, good for you, but now you have to make the giant leap and speak to a woman OUTSIDE of your direct family.

-- Que rojo esta tu cuello. (, July 24, 2000.

Expanding on the candy/sexuality theme (FS, it's all your fault)--

gumdrops = titties

Hershey kisses = titties of ladies of color

Snickers = sex games

Baby Ruth = no sex, scatology (think Caddy Shack)

sour balls, rum balls, popcorn balls = call your doctor NOW!

Clark bar = Lois Lane's favorite

Milky Way = premature ejaculation

licorice sticks = I've got a headache

Mr Good Bar = that's what he thinks

-- Lars (, July 24, 2000.


You have the sweet, poetic side, but at other times you are incorrigible. Hmm.

-- FutureShock (gray@matter.think), July 24, 2000.


You are right. I should have made it rhyme.

-- Lars (, July 24, 2000.

haha bubba and Lars! =)

-- cin (cin@cin.cin), July 24, 2000.

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