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A cheerful truck driver pulled up at a roadside cafe in the middle of the night for a dinner stop. Halfway through his meal, three wild-looking motorcyclists roared up--bearded, leather-jacketed, filthy.

For no reason at all, the selected the truck driver as a target. One poured pepper over his head, another stole his apple pie, the third deliberately tipped his coffee over. The truck driver never said one word, just stood up, paid hia check, and left.

"That truck driver sure ain't much of a fighter," sneered one of the bikers.

The girl behind the counter, peering out into the night, added, "He doesn't seem to be much of a truck driver, either. He just ran his truck right over three motorcycles."

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-- cpr (, July 20, 2000


Hi cpr,

Good one. I love joke threads. Here's my contribution:

George's Physical:

70-year-old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came back with normal results.

Dr. Smith said, "George, everything looks great physically. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with yourself, and do you have a good relationship with your God?"

George replied, "God and me are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so He's fixed it so that when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof! the light goes on, and then poof! the light goes off when I'm done."

"Wow," commented Dr. Smith, "That's incredible!"

A little later in the day Dr. Smith called George's wife. "Thelma," he said, "George is just fine. Physically he's great. But I had to call because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and poof! the light goes on in the bathroom and then poof! the light goes off?"

Thelma exclaimed, "That old fool! He's peeing in the refrigerator again!"

-- Debra (, July 20, 2000.

George, don't eat the yellow popsicles.

-- (, July 20, 2000.

You have some real insecurity and self-esteem problems Mr. Cpr. Do something which makes you feel good about yourself as a caring, generous human being. Take your first steps down that path toward emotional and spiritual growth, and you will begin to live a much more rewarding life. Best wishes.

-- cyber freud (, July 20, 2000.

Didn't you like the joke, Cyber frog?

-- (hmm@hmm.hmm), July 20, 2000.

cpr: I liked it. Good one!


-- Not now, not like this (, July 20, 2000.

An elderly woman takes her near deaf husband to the doctor for his annual physical.

The doc states "I need a stool sample, a urine sample and a semen sample".

The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife as says "What, what did he say?"

The wife replies, "He said he needs to see your underwear!"

-- Deano (, July 20, 2000.

<>I<> liked it. cpr's reminded me of the original Smokey and the Bandit (the scene with Jerry Reed in the roadhouse). Debra's reminded me of me one night when I woke up in the middle of the night and peed in my girlfriend's closet (serves her right for getting me drunk and taking advantage of me). And Deano's reminded me that I have to pick up some laundry detergent at the store.

-- I'm Here, I'm There (I'm Everywhere@so.beware), July 20, 2000.

Tooooo funny! ROFL

-- Debra (, July 20, 2000.

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