IT'S BEEN FUN FOLKS, BUT MY MISSION HAS BEEN ACCOMPLISHED. A FEW WEEKS AGO, 95% OF THE POSTS ON THIS FORUM WERE DOMINATED BY THE LOUDMOUTH PRESENCE OF CREEPER AND ANDY GAY. I HAVE INTIMIDATED THEM WITH A STRATEGY WHICH THEY UNDERSTAND; BIGGER IS BETTER. THEY ARE RUNNING SCARED BECAUSE THEY CANNOT MAKE TEXT AS LARGE AS MINE WITHOUT COPYING ME, AND IMITATION IS THE SINCEREST FORM OF FLATTERY. TO EQUAL MY POWER OF SIZE WOULD BE TO ADMIT THAT I AM SUPERIOR, SO THEY CANNOT CONCEDE TO SUCH A THING. IN ADDITION, I HAVE CREATED A DIVERSION, A FOCAL POINT ON WHICH TO USHER IN A PARADIGM SHIFT. I SEE NOW THAT MOST ARE FULLY AWARE OF THE TRUE PETTINESS AND LUDICROUSNESS OF THE DOOMER BASHER POSTS, AND MANY MORE INTERESTING SUBJECTS ARE BEING DISCUSSED. THIS HOUSE IS CLEAN!! (any future posts related to my infamous big text name are not the real thing, but merely cheap impostors, as I notice some have already begun)

Happy trails, Hawk

-- No Longer The (BIG@TEXT.MAN), July 15, 2000

Answers

Thank you for the couple weeks of boredom L.L.

-- Lurking in the Background (Lurking@way.in.the.backgound.com), July 15, 2000.

Skipped through the "text".

A happy *whew* if title line is honest.

-- Carlos (riffraff1@cybertime.net), July 15, 2000.

You must have missed the last line. Please don't call me LL.

-- Hawk (flyin@hi.again), July 15, 2000.

Why???? Is that an insult to you???

-- Lurking in the Background (Lurking@way.in.the.backgound.com), July 15, 2000.

An apology Hawk. The 7/9/00 post, in the middle of your stuff, asking for others to BT wasn't U. Twas BT style but I didn't look carefully at the author line. That that oversight was typical sifting BT's crap I'd bet. Either way, mea culpa.

-- Carlos (riffraff1@cybertime.net), July 15, 2000.

Lurker, yes it is an insult. I like you better when you STAY "in the background". LOL!

-- Hawk (flyin@hi.again), July 15, 2000.

Hawk, you suprised me. While I always thought you were unstable, I thought you possessed a modicum of intelligence. This other personality (Big Text Man) that co-exists in your body, displays no intelligence what so ever. How many split personalities do you have? Is there anything we can do to help? Were you born with this problem or did some traumatic experience bring it on? How do we know that you will no longer post as Big Text Man? Hawk might truly not want to post as BTM, but BTM might take over and start spamming the forum again.

-- Trying to Help (T@t.h), July 15, 2000.

Big Text Man = cpr

-- We know who you are (no@no.no), July 15, 2000.

!CEPILLAS TUS DIENTES, PORQUE TIENES EL ALIENTO MALO!

-- (EL HOMBRE@DEL.TEXTO GRANDE), July 15, 2000.

How do you know it's her breath?

-- Carlos (riffraff@cybertime.net), July 15, 2000.

Oh great now we have an English one and a Spansish one. Pretty soon there will be an Italian version and a Swahili Big Text Dop as well.

-- Wasn't One Dolt Enough? (waste@of.cyberspace), July 15, 2000.

But I like BIG ones. Mmmmmmmmmmm.

-- (Andy_Ray@Pick_a.dilly), July 15, 2000.

Sqwawk,

Is it Y2k yet? (Laughing while I type - again!)

Vindicated and Amused Regards,
Andy Ray

-- Andy Ray (andyman633@hotmail.com), July 15, 2000.

You'll never leave, you have a sickness BTM, you have to post here, you can't help it.

-- little text man (l@t.m), July 15, 2000.

Please stay, sqwawk. Please continue to post in your big text. You were doing more good than you know...I was considering leaving, I was so intimidated...I don't think I could stand it if continued posting to each and every one of my Quotably Quoted threads much past, oh, October or November - I certainly couldn't continue through Christmas...so please don't go...you were on a roll!

Vindicated and Amused Regards,
Andy Ray

-- Andy Ray (andyman633@hotmail.com), July 15, 2000.

Well this couldn't be more fitting....Hawk is Little Testicle Man.

Figures.

I guess the "Drugists" story is a true one!

-- Super Polly (FU_Q_Y2kfreaks@hotmail.com), July 15, 2000.

There was not one vulgar word in that entire post. hawk may be bigtextman, but that wasn't him.

-- cin (cin@cin.cin), July 15, 2000.

cin's a bright girl. There's been a Hawk imposter and a Sysman imposter posting for a few days now. I know you can spot them. Now, you tell me, who hates both Hawk and Sysman? Likes to disrupt the forum? Has a history of impersonating other posters (remember the hamster impersonation?---hint)? Hmmm...who could it be...who could it be....

-- (Your@Turn.now), July 15, 2000.

You know, that is the one nice thing about posting IP addresses. It pretty much eliminates this sort of crap.

Yes, who could it be... Maybe cpr. I have been trying to "make up" with him over Y2K. But if we did make up, neither one of us would have anything left to rant about, and we just couldn't have that now, could we! But something, just a gut feeling, tells me that it's not cpr.

Maybe Andy Ray, looking for even more attention? Looking to stir things up, and start a fight with me, by Tick Tocking, or Sysymaning every other comment that he makes here? If so, it's a wasted effort, because I think I've already made my point about what kind of a guy Andy really is. But I don't think he is the imposter. Andy may be alot of things, but I don't think he is a forger. But I could be wrong. After all, I've been wrong before...

Seems like OTFR wants to stay out of this, so we may never know.

<:)=

-- Sysman (y2kboard@yahoo.com), July 15, 2000.

SissyMan: Don't flatter yourself. You couldn't get a job cleaning toilets for me much less "make up". Get a clue: you are a total asshole and that is not an "opinion".

-- cpr (buytexas@swbell.net), July 18, 2000.

Yes, I'm sure it's a hard job being CPR's make-up person. Making him pass for human must be a big job! As for assholes, he is the first-person expert on those, so you know what his opinions, er, facts, are worth!

-- ABC (a@b.c), July 18, 2000.