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State Slogans -------------- Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity

Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!

Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat

Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything

California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda

Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother

Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet

Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water

Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids

Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism

Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)

Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good

Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"

Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn

Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States

Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign

Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)

Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians

Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes ... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes

Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State

Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work

Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, And Very Little Else

Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest

Nevada: Whores and Poker!

New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone

New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!

New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets

New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney ...

North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable

North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!

Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan

Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing

Oregon: Spotted Owl ... It's What's For Dinner

Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal

Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island

South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender

South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota

Tennessee: The Educashun State

Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English)

Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

Vermont: Yep

Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?

Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!

Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?

West Virginia: One Big Happy Family ... Really!

Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese

Wyoming: Where Men Are Men ... and the sheep are scared !!!

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-- cpr (, July 08, 2000


This must be a "cpr" imposter..nothing about y2k ,doomers etc.

-- justa, (ponderin the state, July 08, 2000.

ROTFLMAO! Thanks for the guffaws.

-- Bingo1 (, July 08, 2000.

A good chuckle to start the day! I can't deal with anything heavy til afternoon. Thanks.

-- Lars (, July 08, 2000.

Thanks guys. I thought that if I posted something different for a change you might not think I'm a total loser.

-- cpr (, July 08, 2000.

I didn't post the above.

-- cpr (, July 08, 2000.

I mean I didn't post the state slogans. If I find out who did he BETTER HAVE A GOOD ATTORNEY.

-- cpr (, July 08, 2000.

You forgot the state of CPR:


-- Sense of Humor (sense@humor.nut), July 08, 2000.

Could somebody PLEASE post the law(s) which state that usurping a "handle" on an internet BBS is a crime. PLEASE.

I am getting weary of all the legal threats lately by folks who think crimes are being committed on this board. This is supposed to be FUN, you'all-so why all the angst? Why the posturing? For Christ's sake have so fun and enjoy the company.


-- FutureShock (gray@matter.think), July 08, 2000.

...For Christ's sake have so fun and enjoy the company. -- FutureShock

Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah? Is that a threat to force me to have a good time and enjoy the company? Huh? HUH? Yeah, I thought as much. AND WAS THAT YOUR DOG THAT PEED ON MY HUBCAP LAST NIGHT? TRY TO DENY IT! You'll be hearing from my attorney... attourney... whatever... as soon as I trace you down! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! ;)

-- I'm Here, I'm There (I'm Everywhere@so.beware), July 08, 2000.

LOL I'm Here.

-- FutureShock (gray@matter.think), July 08, 2000.

I do believe that was the real cpr that posted this thread, he has sent similar jokes by email from the same source. These were some of the best ones cpr, I got a real laugh out of them.

-- FactFinder (, July 08, 2000.

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