Doomzies Y2k Dave, Gary North,. Jim Lord and more spotted in Corp Training Program : LUSENET : TB2K spinoff uncensored : One Thread

Most Doomzies have left the playing field, some as early as January/Feb.

What have they been doing since? Inquiring Minds wanted to know.

Now, an exclusive from the Y2k Doom Zombie Monthly Letter. Two major retail corporations heard about the excess capacity of doom-a-Zoids. In a little known and highly secret "Re-Training Program", Former Y2k Doom Zombie Leaders are being trained for life in the Real Business World.

One of the former minor players, Street Core-Dumber Junior reports that he has seen pictures of Gary North and Y2k Dave, Jim Lord and Roleigh Martin pushing nested shopping carts on what seems to be an abandoned parking lot. Core-Dumber reported that the field's barb wire fence was unusual in that the upper part of the fence was tilted inward, the usual slant for keeping people in. Dumber reported as he got closer to the fence, another of the trainees who was working with a long stick with a nail on the end shouted at him, "Its ok Core-Dumber, after the first year, any of us who complete all the training modules well, will be promoted to "Greeter".

The trainee added, "Most of us won't be able to do that job. Its too hard. You have to smile and be an optimist. But the Company pays well and we get discounts on all the rice and beans we want to buy."

-- cpr (, July 08, 2000


IT'S A SUBSET OF THE SET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, sorry. Wrong thread.

-- J (Y2J@home.comm), July 08, 2000.

I'm sorry I'm such an idiot. I don't know what's the matter with me. I can't stop.

-- cpr (, July 08, 2000.

CEEP, there's a guy down the street that's starting to worry me. Christian I think. Think you could help me out?

-- Carlos (, July 08, 2000.

Can't you see I have my OWN PROBLEMS Void Boy?? You are as BLIND as you are STUPID!

-- cpr (, July 08, 2000.

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