Al-D's pastor announces a new Sermon Schedule

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Yes, Brothers and Sister, I am here to tell you that Brother Al's Pastor spoke up Sunday about revisions he has made to the upcoming series of Sermons.

Pastor: "Brothers and Sisters, we have been spending the first 1/2 of the year dealing with the issues in the Mighty Books and Letters of Paul. For the rest of the year, I have decided that we will spend less time with Paul and turn our attentions to the words of Peter".

And from the Corner where the Church's All Women's Choir sing there praises, all the Sisters stood up and with one Mighty Voice sang, "Praise the Lord. If there is one thing this church needs, its More Peter. Amen".

-- cpr (buytexas@swbell.net), July 05, 2000

Answers

YO cpr,what porn, channel you on kid?somebody lied to you!! cpr,to avoid being ->al-deed,ignore his post,s!! have a nice life buba!!

-- al-d. (dogs@zianet.com), July 05, 2000.

"More Peter"? Speak for yourself, cpr.

-- (nemesis@awol.com), July 05, 2000.

Naked Anti-Christianism above. And it's their, not there.

-- KoFE (your@town.USA), July 05, 2000.

KOFE: How would you know? Is someone who prefers more Peter than Paul less of a Christian?

SO THEY'RE

As for you SINFUL, SMUTTY, DIRTY MINDED TYPES, ****GOD WILL PUNISH YOU FOR LUSTING IN YOUR HEART MANY TIMES.

-- cpr (buytexas@swbell.net), July 05, 2000.


cpr,

Will God punish you for being prideful?

-- J (Y2J@home.comm), July 05, 2000.


I let GOD decide what HE has in mind for me. Pride is not necessarily a bad thing. Ask the USMC.

-- cpr (buytexas@swbell.net), July 05, 2000.

what in he wooooorldd,would we do without cpr,s 2-cent,s worth??? and my 2 cent,s worth ,& everybody,s 2 cent,s! we better learn to love each-other-eternity is a long-time!!!

-- al-d. (dogs@zianet.com), July 05, 2000.

cpr, I have NEVER lusted for you. Really! Honest! (excuse me while I go puke at the thought)

Sorry, bullies just aren't my style.

-- Whatever (who@car.es), July 05, 2000.


Peter, the disciple, as I have read, questioned and dis-believed, but yet, he came back, after Jesus reformed himself, after his physical death. Peter, went on to preach, about the miracle.

-- Jesus (was@rollingstone.com), July 06, 2000.

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