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UNDERSTAND=the fall! and everything else is the joy=of the recovery!! KNOW your true=enemy!! world=problem,s-->interference! RESTORATION=is the only hope!!

-- al-d. (dogs@zianet.com), June 30, 2000

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RESTORATION=is the only hope!!

This statement is truer than you relize, al-d and certainly is applying to me this afternoon as I reconfigure lost data.

-- (kb8um8@yahoo.com), June 30, 2000.


Hey! The web spyder ate that "a" that was in "realize."

-- (kb8um8@yahoo.com), June 30, 2000.

GOOD NEWS= for believer,s--->book of act,s chapt. 3:19-21. ALL THINGS ARE WORKING TO-GETHER!!! OOOOOWWWEEEE, HE IS SO IN CONTROL!!!!!

-- al-d. (dogs@zianet.com), June 30, 2000.

KB8UM, MISPELLING= WON,T SEND YOU TO HELL!!

-- al-d. (dogs@zianet.com), June 30, 2000.

SATAN,S STRATEGY==DIVIDE & CONQUER!!=HATE!! GOD,S PLAN=LOVE ONE ANOTHER=LOVE!* why all the hate? who,s the author,of hate=satan. why did satan fall=pride! who will be saved=the humble! and who,s the biggest loser of all=un-believer.s[satan,s =dupes]

-- al-d. (dogs@zianet.com), June 30, 2000.


THE MYSTREY OF INIQUITY,AT WORK ,IN CHILDREN OF SATAN! we must be delivered-out of satan,s kingdom! rebellion is as witchcraft,& witches go to hell!! no such thing as nice=witches! ANY power,or belief'that set,s itself=ABOVE GOD is damned!!! 2 types on earth=GI,s-&- DWGI,s. THOSE THAT HAVE =EYES TO SEE---& THE=BLIND!!

-- al-d. (dogs@zianet.com), June 30, 2000.

"What kind of god would only allow himself to be worshipped by one name?"

-- Martin Buber (MartinBuber@aol.com), June 30, 2000.

There is but one god,ALLAH.mohamad and jesus were his prophets.

-- Islam is submission to the divine will of ALLAH (Mohamad@aol.com), June 30, 2000.

Al-d For your sake I'm glad he is so in control.Because you are so OUT of control.This crap you write.Is it all you think about?.If so,you have no life pardner.

-- Dan Newsome (BOONSTAR1@webtv.net), June 30, 2000.

The TAO that can be named is not the true TAO.Discard sagacity so that learning may commence.

-- taoist herbalist (WuWei@att.net), June 30, 2000.


Moses wrote it down himself so we know he wasn't misquoted.Don't pay any attention to these upstart schisms from true orthodox Judiasm,the true faith of the one true God's chosen people.

-- Ute Goldstien (U.G.@freenet.net), June 30, 2000.

All protestants will burn in hell for refusing absolution from the true church.

-- catholic truth (SisterMary@trinity.com), June 30, 2000.

Catholics will burn in hell for worshipping thier false god/pope.

-- BaptistAl (Al@yahoo.com), June 30, 2000.

The SubGenius knows that a godlike alien space monster calling Himself Jehovah 1 is watching us and making us dance like cheap puppets for His own insidious purposes. He demands that we "whorship" Him, and so we surely must. And if you say that the SubGenius is decieved, that there is no alien God of Wrath named Jehovah, then the SubGenius will attack YOU! You are wrong; we are right; Jehovah 1 told us so and we believed it. Alright? Now roll over and go back to "sleep"...(By "God's Third Leg," you'd think these human beings didn't know what insane bogus religions are for!!) First -- there was The Gilgamesh Then... The Bhagavad-Gita Then... The Torah, The New Testament, The Koran Then... The Book of Mormon, Dianetics, I'm OK you're OK. THE SOURCE: JEHOVAH-1 (a.k.a. WOTAN, YAHWEH, RA, etc) THE TEACHER: J.R. "BOB" DOBBS THE GOAL: SLACK THE OBSTACLE: THE CONSIPIRACY AND ITS DUPES, THE NORMALS THE WAY: THE CASTING OUT OF FALSE PROPHETS THE WEAPON: TIME CONTROL SLOGANS: "Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke" "Too Much Is Always Better Than Not Enough" "Pull The Wool Over Your Own Eyes" "You'll PAY To Know What You REALLY Think" "Give Me Slack, Or Give Me Food, Or Kill Me" "If I Can't Whup It, I'll Go DOWN" "Bleeding Head Good, Healed Head Bad" "If You Act Like A Dumbshit, They'll Treat You As An Equal" "SCIENCE DOES NOT REMOVE THE TERROR OF THE GODS" J.R. "BOB" Dobbs is endowed with the full range of ESP abilities.Although "Bob's" accuracy has never been questioned by previous "clients." no SacraMentalist can claim infallibility. With "Bob," especially, it is only a matter of time before he falters in a big way; he is farther from so-called "perfection" than most of us could be if we worked at it. Therefore, "Bob," his associates, promoters, empolyees, sponsors, agents, followers, and writers must disclaim all liability to all person or groups who act upon ESP impressions given by word of mouth, print, tele- phone, film, tape, or holograph recording now or in the...the future. The Secrets of the Elder Gods are not offered in an attempt to persaude any peson of the supernatural powers of rites, rituals, amulets, talismans, seals, incantations, or other ideas and devices mentioned herein. No magical claims are made and medical problems should be attended by licensed physicians. SCIENCE DOES NOT REMOVE THE TERROR OF THE GODS" The SubGenius knows that a Godlike alien space monster calling himself "Jchingh-1" Is watchig us and making us dance like cheap puppets for His own ends. he demand that we worship Him, and so we surely must. And if you say that the SubGenius is deceived, that there is no alien God of Wrath, then the SubGenius will attack YOU! you are wrong; we are right; WOTAN told us so and we believed it. Alright? Now roll over and go back to "sleep"...(By "God's Third Leg," you'd think these humans didn't know what religion was For!!) A note about the word "he" as an all purpose pronoun: we use it because constantly saying "he or she," "s/he," or "it," sounds STUPID. However, notice also that while JHVH-1, God, Jesus, and a few others are called "He" with a capital H, "Bob" is merely a "he." These spellings are in accordnace with the express wishes of the respective deities. "Bob" de-deifies himself whenever possible to counterbalance the tendency of his followers to go overboard. PROPHECY CRUSADE

-- PRAISE "BOB" (Rev."BOB"sterMcLickle@subgenious.com), June 30, 2000.

LORD KRISHNA IS THE SUPREME PERSONALITY OF GODHOOD.

-- SHRI KRISHNA (HAREKRISHNA@KRISHNAKRISHNA.COM), June 30, 2000.


KB8UM, MISPELLING= WON,T SEND YOU TO HELL!!

I'll tell the senior tech editor that ... from at least ten feet down the hall!

Sometimes I wish that I lived in your world, al-d. It must be nice to have basically one focus. Have a great Friday, al.

-- (kb8um8@yahoo.com), June 30, 2000.


the demon,s are stirred up!!

-- al-d. (dogs@zianet.com), June 30, 2000.

DEAR kb8um,JESUS said ''seek 1st the kingdom,and all the things you need will be supplied!!yes FOCUS is the key!! HE also said"your heavenly father ,know,s what you NEED ,before you ASK!---SEEK THE good THINGS=ABOVE** ****JESUS IS LORD**** poor catholic,s don.t understand=saved by GRACE=NOT MAN,S RULES!!!

-- al-d. (dogs@zianet.com), June 30, 2000.

MR. GOLDSTIEN, there was no jew,prouder than saul of tarsus!he called himself the pharisee-of-pharisess.UNTIL he met JESUS.then in the book of hebrew,s he said ,those that choose to live by the lwa of moses ,are cursed.[religion] won,t save you.the GRACE of messiah=JESUS WILL!!

-- al-d. (dogs@zianet.com), June 30, 2000.

WHO,S =baptist AL?? I,M NOT baptist. a few catholic,s understand=saved by grace=not[religious work.s] POPISM,is the seat of satan!!!=deception. JESUS & JESUS ALONE=SAVES!!not mary-ism,or penance,or ritual.s!! remember=satan can come as an=ANGEL OF LIGHT!!

-- al-d. (dogs@zianet.com), June 30, 2000.

DAN,the word of GOD,is not crap! i have a great-life, i,m blessed. in many way,s.---i know where i,m headed. I HAVE THE SAVIOUR,=ETERNAL=LOVE!

-- al-d. (dogs@zianet.com), June 30, 2000.

MOHAMED,did muhamed die on a cross,for you!=NOT. THE TRUE GOD OF HEAVEN, never called himself=allah!! take off the back-clothes[of death] & the viel,s [of deception] and walk into the LIGHT=JESUS.

-- al-d. (dogs@zianet.com), June 30, 2000.

BLACK CLOTHES OF=DEATH=DEAD RELIGION,no amount of bending & wailing,can save you.SALVATION-IS-THE-FREE-GIFT-OF-GOD. to all who==BELIEVE!!!!JESUS PAID IT=ALL.RELIGION=SUX!!

-- al-d. (dogs@zianet.com), June 30, 2000.

The true God is "NAD".Send me all your money and he will save a place for you.I am his agent here on Earth.No DAMN checks.Better hurry,he will be pissed when he returns

-- Dan Newsome (BOONSTAR1@webtv.net), June 30, 2000.

al-d's on a ROLL!!

-- Sam (Wtrmkr52@aol.com), June 30, 2000.

JESUS said= i am THE way!! NOT 1 OF THE WAY.S=the way!!! HE also said=the way is narrow!! who can find it! do i seem narrow minded??=the way is narrow!!

-- al-d. (dogs@zianet.com), June 30, 2000.

Al,what subsect of christianity are you?Presbeterian?methodist? lutheran?pentecostal?Morman?J's witneses?christian scientist?Do you handle serpents like it describes in mathew or speak in toungues? Perhaps manifest stigmata? Have you started your own church?What kind of school of christian thought do you represent?

-- Dean Meyer (Christianrocker@aol.com), June 30, 2000.

Al,all dogmatic theology has an exclusivity clause.Just because burger king says they have the only good burger doesn't make it so.Just because the Followers of jesus say that jesus said his was the only was doesn't make it so.Jesus was preaching to make (and keep) converts so of course he didn't want followers listening to others(or thinking for themselves.) We must also remember that christianity was an oral tradition for MANY years before accounts of what he said was edited and consolidated to agree with and profit the committee of christian followers.We have no idea if christ ever really said any of it.

-- mike cook (m.e.cook@aol.com), June 30, 2000.

MIKE, NO , I SAY NO-ONE EVER MADE THE CLAIM,S JESUS MADE!!! but ,i bet your like all the other critic,s--who read my post,s. just joining the mocking--with NO BIBLE KNOWLEDGE!! but that,s ok. because HE said you would!!! ""life & death,are in the tongue"" dead men--speak=death!!!!!!

-- al-d. (dogs@zianet.com), June 30, 2000.

So what's the word al?

-- Dean Meyer (Christianrocker@aol.com), June 30, 2000.

al-d, I just happened to buy a copy of the book "Return to Eden" by Jethro Kloss, original print was 1939. The thing is bizarre. I am not saying it isn't truth, I don't understand the "high enema" thing. If you truly quote "Return to Eden", make your font right,(so it doesn't hurt our eyes), and tell me your take on the "high enema". Your call......

-- My Story (andIam@sticking.org), June 30, 2000.

DEAN, i am none of the above. i am a=believer.i don,t think name tags impress =GOD! satan has been very effective,at causing=division!! but so does GOD call some out,of organized =religion. it took me 30 year,s of digging & searching & asking GOD ,for the=TRUTH!!SAD TO SAY,MUCH OF WHAT,S PASSED OFF,AS CHRISTIANITY. IS APOSTASY!!!but JESUS said, it would happen!!

-- al-d. (dogs@zianet.com), June 30, 2000.

DEAN, i am none of the above. i am a=believer.i don,t think name tags impress =GOD! satan has been very effective,at causing=division!! but so does GOD call some out,of organized =religion. it took me 30 year,s of digging & searching & asking GOD ,for the=TRUTH!!SAD TO SAY,MUCH OF WHAT,S PASSED OFF,AS CHRISTIANITY. IS APOSTASY!!!but JESUS said, it would happen!! p.s. i believe=JESUS! he SAID[i only say,what i hear the father say]when i listen[spiritual- ears] to JESUS,I hear the =FATHER!!!!!

-- al-d. (dogs@zianet.com), June 30, 2000.

Al,are you saying you don't have a clergyman or a congregation of fellow faithful with whom to study,learn or ask for guidance?

-- Dean Meyer (Christianrocker@aol.com), June 30, 2000.

TO:MY STORY-PERSON, yes i,ve read the book,alot of good info.the man saved alot of lives!!but i wasn,t refering to book,in my post!! I,M refering to=why the WORLD is in such MESS!! IT ALL STARTED IN =GARDEN OF EDEN!! 1st man believed a lie!!most still do!!

-- al-d. (dogs@zianet.com), June 30, 2000.

al-d, how can anyone take you seriously as long as you continue to rant without reason? Did not Jesus give you some language to communicate? Seems from my birds eye, you seek to confuse the language. Your fonts offend even a true believer. Please get it together. Oh well folks, watch this slide show. Don't know about your mission, but my mission was to bring comfort and forgivness. What the Hay! We ALL messed up a few times! And again, Today. I am not perfect. Go with this al-d. Man standing along the side of the street, waving a sign demanding I repent, Hell's Bells, I haven't cheated my neighbor (ever), I liked mostly all my neighbors. I did have once have a sexual encounter while I was married, never mind the fact my mate left me first in pursuit of a younger body, took mutual savings and spent it.While I had to work two jobs to keep house over head. al-d, I don't know which sin you ask me to repent. I had no sin, other than survival. So what, I had an occasional sexual encounter liason for warmth. That did not make me "Bad". Get off your soap box, get YE down, offer kindness and support, and maybe you can can offer some cans of food, for those who are hungry.

-- My Story (andIam@sticking.org), June 30, 2000.

DEAN, did paul the apostle ,have a preacher to depend on??yes i have fellowship!!but not in organized=religion.there is a church=outside the church!!!the called =out ones!!!most church people,believe anything a man=say,s![true son,s ,are led by spirit-not man]and most so-called believer,s are too lazy, to seek and find!so they swallow doctrines of demon,s=work,s religion! I,m not knocking ALL so-called churches!or pastor,s! but so many are just repeating what they,ve been taught. instead of receiving=FREASH MANNA DAILY!!!

-- al-d. (dogs@zianet.com), June 30, 2000.

my story-person, i totally agree,if any of us could be perfect=all the time--->why need a saviour.we all ,have feet of clay!! it,s NOT about our=goodness--it,s about HIS!!! IT,S ALL ABOUT=BELIEVE=JESUS & BE SAVED!!!

HE is the tree,we just branches--we need the sap=to live[holy-spirit] HE IS OUR LIFE!!IT,S JUST SIMPLE-SWEET>SURRENDER. not=religion!! HE said=those that have benn forgiven MUCH- will love HIM the most!!

-- al-d. (dogs@zianet.com), June 30, 2000.


DEAR=MY STORY, I don,t expect you to repent of anything!!! JESUS loves[honest] sinner,s!!

-- al-d. (dogs@zianet.com), June 30, 2000.

"if the real jesus christ were to walk today,he'd be gunned down cold by the c.i.a."

-- the the (the the@the the.com), June 30, 2000.

al-d, you have to keep in prospective, that almost 99% of the laws which gague mankind, were invented by Mankind (silly folks). Gotta wear Black to a funeral, must have flowers for the funeral, yada, yada. It isn't in the Bible, quit making this stuff up. That God forgave us for for being less than perfect, He never forgave us shit, Mankind dreampt up this crap. God takes us as we are. Kind souls are first.

-- Please let me Be (akind@soul.org), June 30, 2000.

to: the-the, i don,t think bullet,s would have much affect,on GOD [JESUS] as a man!the GOD/man who walked on water,cast out demon,s- walked thru wall,s=ROSE FROM THE DEAD!LIKE HE SAID HE WOULD... ***JESUS IS LORD=GOD***

-- al-d. (dogs@zianet.com), June 30, 2000.

In the,

Remember your Bible. If Jesus comes back today (in the flesh) it's not going to be the same as last time. I don't think you'll have to worry about the CIA's bullets.

Frank

-- Someone (ChimingIn@twocents.cam), June 30, 2000.


I am the one true God. and so are you. and you. and even you over there, stinking from too much alcohol, your grubby clothes clinging to you like spilled iced tea on a bare leg-and you too are god-yes you over there with a pennies worth of clothes on, looking for one more rod to put in your mouth so that you can buy a happy meal, and also you over there, and you, and even you.

We are all god.

-- FutureShock (gray@matter.think), July 01, 2000.


Future, the tears stream down my face at your words of comfort. Thank you for this, in a swipe of cyber-friendship. Still asking al-d about the High Enema from the book :"Back to Eden". I have the damn book on hand. Original version, 1939.

-- Head Hurts (fromtruth@persuit.home), July 01, 2000.

That's the truth, the hole in the truth and nothing but the truth.

-- (nemesis@awol.com), July 01, 2000.

DEAR HEAD HURT,S, i don,t know about high-enema,s.gosh i guess if one needs it,well what can you lose?oop.s not a pun! i won,t even touch on, future shock,s HE IS GOD,thing!if we,re all GOD,this world is in BIG-TROUBLE!!PLEASE READ MY LATEST-POST=''THE FOUNTAIN OF WISDOM'' GOD LOVES YOU ,HE IS [ALWAY,S NEAR TO A BROKEN-HEART]& a humble=spirit!if i could only tell you,ALL he has brought me thru!! it would TAKE=day,s.

-- al-d. (dogs@zianet.com), July 01, 2000.

DEAR HEAD HURT,S, i don,t know about high-enema,s.gosh i guess if one needs it,well what can you lose?oop.s not a pun! i won,t even touch on, future shock,s HE IS GOD,thing!if we,re all GOD,this world is in BIG-TROUBLE!!PLEASE READ MY LATEST-POST=''THE FOUNTAIN OF WISDOM'' GOD LOVES YOU ,HE IS [ALWAY,S NEAR TO A BROKEN-HEART]& a humble=spirit!if i could only tell you,ALL he has brought me thru!! it would TAKE=day,s.JESUS[GOD] loves[honest]sinner,s!!

-- al-d. (dogs@zianet.com), July 01, 2000.

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