What LUBE do you use? WD-40 or KY?

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LUBE JOB -> Heller or Sysman or Carlos or Hawk?


-- Reality Checker (reality@checker.con), June 21, 2000


Pretty esoteric for a Reality Checker. splain please.

-- Carlos (riffraff@cybertime.net), June 21, 2000.

No fair voting for yourself, Carlos.

You'll get enough votes as it is.

-- cpr (buytexas@swbell.net), June 21, 2000.


And I was all excited bout votin' for astro-glide : (

-- capnfun (capnfun1@excite.com), June 21, 2000.

I use a beautiful, perfect, busty, redhead, with these, moist, plump, sucking, lips...

How about you, RC??? ... Then again, never mind...


-- Sysman (y2kboard@yahoo.com), June 21, 2000.

Please do not misuse the product. Thank you. www.wd40.com

-- WD-40 (wd40@squeak.not), June 21, 2000.

Only nature's best, of course.

My women are oozing with natural juices after feasting their eyes on my studly "hunk o' burnin love" body and my superbly intellectual mind. :-)

-- Hawk (flyin@hi.again), June 22, 2000.

Wal shoot, we gots some purty good lube here in KY

-- (nemesis@awol.com), June 22, 2000.


Sure that isn't that vomit gurgling out of those women's mouths??

Couldn't score in a blackout,


-- QuietMan (quietjohn2k@hotmail.com), June 22, 2000.

"Sure that isn't that vomit gurgling out of those women's mouths??"

That's disgusting QuietMan, I feel sorry for you! Have some balls and try meeting some women that don't hang out at bars all night. They're easy, but usually lack self-esteem.

"Couldn't score in a blackout"

That's a bummer too, seems to me it would be an excellent time! What the heck, try lighting some candles or something. Better luck next time. :-)

-- Hawk (flyin@hi.again), June 22, 2000.

Go to bed Hawk. My little six foot four, bounty hunter school boy is up too late again.

-- Monkey Spanker (spanking@way.com), June 23, 2000.

Hey Spanker, long time, no see! Thank God that the mention of lube jobs finally got you to take a break from spanking, you really should leave your monkey alone for a while! Lol!

You must have been busy spanking at the time, but a couple of months ago I posted an admission that I was only kidding about the bounty hunter thing. It's pretty funny that you believed it though!! ROTFL! :-)

-- Hawk (flyin@hi.again), June 23, 2000.

OMG tooo funny.....

Hawk couldnt score in a blackout? :-) no offense Hawk (I do disagree and am sure you score quite alot) but damn that was a good line.

And Hawk the reply was prettty good too.

Thanks peeps, I did need the laugh today.

-- consumer (shh@aol.com), June 23, 2000.

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