I've always thought that men were like dogs and women were like cats. Meow.

WHAT IS A CAT?

1. Cats do what they want.

2. They rarely listen to you.

3. They are totally unpredictable.

4. When you want to play, they want to be alone.

5. When you want to be alone, they want to play.

6. They expect you to cater to their every whim.

7. They are moody.

8. They leave their hair everywhere.

CONCLUSION: They are tiny little women in fur coats.

WHAT IS A DOG?

1. Dog's spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.

2. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room.

3. They can look dumb and loveable all at the same time.

4. They growl when they are not happy.

5. When you want to play, they want to play.

6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.

7. They leave their toys everywhere.

8. They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss.

9. They go right for the crotch as soon as they meet you.

CONCLUSION: They are tiny little men in fur coats.

-- Maria (anon@ymous.com), June 16, 2000

Answers

A little French poodle named Leon Was looking for something to pee on. With human acumen He picked Harry Truman, Upon which we all can agree on.

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With sincere apologies to all those fine folk that adore Mr. Truman...and admiration for the taste of French poodles!

-- Limericks (Are@Us.com), June 16, 2000.