What's Your Glam Name?

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Here's another fun, silly name thing, from Kath on Diary-L, the Glam Name Generator!

I'm Typhoon Aerofreak, pleased to meet you, and washing his belly over there is my cat Opulence Hotbooty. O, and Russell Crowe is Pyrite Tinselsex and David Morse is Hologram Silversex, both very well named, I'd say.

What's your Glam Name?

-- Kymm (hedgehog@hedgehog.net), June 16, 2000


Continental Tinselcake.

Sounds like something out of a 1970's cookbook.

-- Patrick (xingcat@yahoo.com), June 16, 2000.

I'm Irridescent Glitterplanet. I love that name!

-- muffet (muffet@xoommail.com), June 16, 2000.

Decadence Sparkleplume.

Can't you just see that last name on the cover of a romance novel?

-- Laura (lbhelfrich@yahoo.com), June 16, 2000.

Nice! Can anyone explain why I got stuck with Typhoon Bangtrash? Sounds like either a tropical disease or a James Bond villainess. :)

-- Kate (katebishop@hotmail.com), June 16, 2000.

Effervescence Tackycake. I love it. :)

-- Heather (heather@reilly.net), June 16, 2000.

Robert Dimmick = Pyrite Fairytwist Robert B. Dimmick = Pyrite Sparkletwist Etiquetteer (my column in remission) = Icy Silversex

Obviously I prefer the latter; the first two sound like spinoffs of My Little Pony.


-- Robert B. Dimmick (rbdimmick@earthlink.net), June 16, 2000.

I want Muffet's!

Yours truly,

Icy Licoricepants

-- Marcia (synenergy@hotmail.com), June 16, 2000.

Hi, Glossy Blowpants here, aka Vodka Blowpants! I think you all know me.

-- Bill (wessonw@mindspring.com), June 16, 2000.

Michael Walsh = Icy Blowplume

Man. I don't care for that at all. That's like a villain's name.

Michael Paul Walsh = Icy Dandyplume

Well that's no good either! That's like a fey villain's name!

Michael P. Walsh = Icy Dandyplume

feh. I don't like this game.

iRREGULAR jOE = Dart Purplesex

heh. That's okay, I guess.

-- Michael (mwalsh@lynx.neu.edu), June 16, 2000.

Hrm. Decadance Mirrorpowder.

That's almost worth changing my name to. ;)

-- Lisa Nichols (lisa@selkie.net), June 16, 2000.

heheheheh I'm Ferrari Queensex!

-- christine hartsoe (christine.hartsoe@bms.com), June 16, 2000.

Typhoon Purplepowder here, nice to meet you all. :)

-- Kelli (jellybean@dsl.telocity.com), June 16, 2000.

Typhoon Purplepowder=Multiplex Dandysex
Multiplex Dandysex=Icy Fairyfreak

I think I'll quit there, thankyouverymuch.

-- Kelli (jellybean@dsl.telocity.com), June 16, 2000.

I'm Icy Glitterplanet, nice to meet you.

-- Mary Ellen (sarcasticah@yahoo.com), June 16, 2000.

Hello, my name is Poxy Bangfreak and this is my fiance Ginchy Sugarpants. Cracks me up : )

-- Amy T. (als918@aol.com), June 16, 2000.

Hey hey!

I'm Ferrari Dandycake!

I looooooooove it, sweetie darling.

-- Cameron Perry (cameron@cimtegration.com), June 16, 2000.

icy sugarpowder...i feel like a princess.

-- megan (neener@anti-social.com), June 16, 2000.

Laurie Vadeboncoeur = Decadence Goldplanet (my superhero name!)

Xing Vadeboncoeur (d.) = Princess Goldplanet (hey, that's cooler than mine!) GreyKitty Vadeboncoeur = Glossy Goldplanet (or Glossy Lushplanet, depending on spacing)


-- Laurie (lvadeboncoeur@yahoo.com), June 16, 2000.

Course, if I'm just LAURIE, then I'm Ferrari Sugarpants!

That can be my porn name . . .

-- Laurie (lvadeboncoeur@yahoo.com), June 16, 2000.

Icy Tinselspike. That's like, the coolest name ever.

-- Monique (megbyb@hotmail.com), June 16, 2000.

Icy Tinselpowder

-- Marcio Caparica (obvious@altavista.net), June 16, 2000.

Man, EVERYONE has better names than mine!

-- Kymm (kymmz1@yahoo.com), June 16, 2000.


I can think of a couple of men who would agree. LOL

-- Melissa (mesawyou@yahoo.com), June 17, 2000.

Ginchy FairyPlume for my real name and Maribou SilverPlanet for my nick. This is so fun Kymm! LOL

-- jackie (gabbydink@webtv.net), June 17, 2000.

I'm Ginchy Goldpowder. Pretty cool, eh?

-- hez (lmjaliashez42@hotmail.com), June 18, 2000.

Iridescent Sugarplanet for my full name

Iridescent Lushplanet for my first and last only

Maribou Lushplanet for my short first and normal last

and if I marry Sabs and change my name, but keep miy last as my middle ... Maribou Lush'lude

Sabs himself is Nova Sparkle'lude

My cats: Nova, Icy, Multiplex and Nova (again) Lushpants and Continental Blowsex

Oh my. Somebody stop me.

-- Beth K. (owl@littleowl.com), June 18, 2000.

You can call me Decadence Shinyplanet. Or a luminous being. Same diff. I'm obviously full of glowing attributes.

-- Lucy Huntzinger (huntzinger@mindspring.com), June 19, 2000.

Ferrari Tinselpants.

-- Catherine (catcoicrit@earthlink.net), June 19, 2000.

Hi, I'm Ginchy Hotpowder, and this is my husband, Pyrite Glitterpants


if he only knew!

-- Jennifer Wells (jennifer_wells@bigfoot.com), June 19, 2000.

Alrighty then...

Amanda Page = Poxy Dandysex, which sounds like someone you'd be very unkeen to have Dandysex with at all really!

Amanda Jane Page = Poxy Purplesex, which sounds more like a male porn stars name to me..

Amanda Gaden = Poxy Featherpants, alrighty, in this language Amanda =Poxy!!

Amanda Jane Gaden = Poxy Purplepants, I don't mind any of my Glam surnames, but Poxy' s a bit much

Mandy Page = Icy Dandysex. Of course, Mandy Page sounds like someone who should have been a tart in a Brit Sex scandal anyway, so Icy Dandysex is a right improvement!!

Jeffrey Page - Ginchy Dandysex, which just made me laugh until I wheezed.

-- Amanda Page (amanda@amandasprecipice.com), June 19, 2000.

Nova Spiralpowder. Or Nova Tackypowder, if you leave my middle names out. I dunno...

-- Shmuel (shmuel@nycmail.com), June 19, 2000.

Icy Bangpowder... and you know, since the glam name generator vanished off the web I've been half-heartedly trying to back-engineer it. Please e-mail me if you know another place to find the generator... so far I've figured out this much about how it works. It determines your name by your First initial, your last initial and the last letter of your last name. So far I've matched up about half of the initials to the glam names, but I've got a bunch of holes.

-- Monika T (fairygrrl@hotmail.com), December 27, 2000.

The Glam Name Generator made names with 3 parts, and based them off the first letter of the first word, the first letter of the second word, and the last letter of the last word. If you're going to reverse-engineer it, I'd reccomend changing that so that it uses the 2nd letter of the first word, 2nd letter of the second word and the 2nd-to last letter of the last word, or something like that. Doing it that way would make it much less obvious to someone playing around with it. I was very unhappy to find that it had gone away; I had plans for that thing. Ah, well, at least I figured out my name before it disappeared.

-- Pyrite Mirrormullet (stardust23@postmaster.co.uk), December 27, 2000.

Damn. The Glam Name Generator is gone from the Internet.

-- Hugh (gavyster@excite.com), December 27, 2000.

Good lord, NO!! We need the glam name generator back. I have so many friends I need to share it with! Somebody make a new one!!

-- Jonathan Victor (Jonny3@netzero.net), February 04, 2001.

Mine was irredescent tackyplume. but that was when i used it months ago.i am dying to find the Glam Name Generator! If anyone finds it please e-mail me!

-- elyse roth (eroth@itsa.ucsf.edu), March 21, 2001.

Im a Slutty Whore.

-- John Hilroy (sk870@hotmail.com), April 29, 2001.

how do u find out your glam name

-- bess (maraboutinseltwist@hotmail.com), June 04, 2001.

Ok guys, try this one. It's not the same, but it is fun! www.hedwigmovie.com/rockname/ I tried it and my name is Queer God (sound good for a thrash rock band, but I do prefer Nova Featherpants!)

-- Sheila (ladyfreia@hotmail.com), December 06, 2001.

I am Rebecca Swartz and I am a female wanting to get a glam name.

-- Rebecca Swartz (CutieNCA19@aol.com), November 11, 2002.

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