JOELEEN TREADWELL JUST CALLED AND TOLD ME THE LEWISTON STATE POLICE ARRESTED A PETIFILE (CHILD MOLESTER) TODAY MATCHING BLAIZES DESCRIPTION,5'5" 110LBS LONG GREASY HAIR PIMPLEY FACE TORN JEANS WIFE BEATER T-SHIRT,CHAIN DRIVE WALLET,POCKET KNIFE (TO SKIN SQUIRREL) IN HIS 72 CHEVY P-UP THE POLICE FOUND,YVONS BUSINESS CARDS,A COPY OF MOTORSPORTS MAGAZINE,A COPY OF HILLBILLY HOOTERS,PAT BARTONS BIKINI BRIEFS,H.T.PIPE LIFETIME WARRANTY CARD AND JASON LAVALLES RIDING JERSEY.I WILL KEEP YOU POSTED.ANY INFO SHOULD BE SENT TO HARVEY TREADWELL @ SGT TREADWELL H.T.PIPE@REDNECK .COM OR CAPT BIG DAN @ OLD MILWAKEE 30 PACK.COM THANX 4 THE HELP>

-- JACK CAMELIO (jack camelio@aol.com), June 12, 2000

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I better get my jersey back!

-- Jason Lavallee (Jasonlaval@aol.com), June 13, 2000.

Some a##hole stole my cooler at the national Saturday night. Did they find a small blue cooler with a white cover in his truck?

-- Jason Lavallee (JasonLaval@aol.com), June 13, 2000.

I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THOSE UNDIES SINCE ANDY C. RESIGNED!!!

-- BARTMAN (PBARTON@PEOPLEPC.COM), June 15, 2000.