Lady Hawk

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Hey Hawk,

I just met a lady falconer this afternoon. She was kinda cute. Good thing she didn't have the bird with her. Later on after we parted company, I thought of you. Too bad you live so far away. I didn't think to ask if she was single.

-- Flash (flash@flash.hq), June 10, 2000

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Hey Flash,

Did you think to ask if she was born a woman, or if she had sexual realignment surgery?

-- Inquiring Minds (Want@To.Know), June 11, 2000.


Flash, why would you want to do that to some poor unsuspecting lady, hmm?

-- cin (cin@cin.cin), June 11, 2000.

Just curious cin,

Did you turn into a bitch AFTER your husband dumped you,

or did your husband dump you because you already WERE a bitch?

(I suspect the latter :-)

-- Hawk (flyin@hi.again), June 11, 2000.


Cin:

Don't pick on Hawk. He and I belong to the fraternity. It is known as TKOOEZ

That is: those kicked off of EZ.

Best Wishes,,,,

Z

-- Z1X4Y7 (Z1X4Y7@aol.com), June 11, 2000.


It's a gift. What can I say. =)

-- cin (cin@cin.cin), June 12, 2000.


Cin,

You can try not to be such a bitch !!!... It's been my experiance that when women quit careing if they let their hormons rule, they turn into bitches. Don't get me wrong here, I know what PMS can do to you, and I suspect you do too... so why do you let it rule your world?..... and mine?

-- Netghost (ng@no.yr), June 12, 2000.


That was real funny,Netghost.Are you implying that from time to time your ectoplasm flushes a delicate shade of pink.I bet you are really frightening when those chains start flying around.Gawd,please tell me you can't get PMT symptons down the phone line.

-- Chris (griffen@globalnet.co.uk), June 12, 2000.

There you go again, Cin. *sigh*

-- FutureShock (gray@matter.think), June 12, 2000.

Nope,just sisters sticking together !

-- Chris (griffen@globalnet.co.uk), June 12, 2000.

Chris:

PMT can mean the following;

PhotoMultiplier Tube

Pre-Menstrual Tension [UK]

Printed Mechanical Transfer [Graphics]

Which did you mean? :^)

Or is there another meaning.

Best wishes,,,,

Z

-- Z1X4Y7 (Z1X4Y7@aol.com), June 12, 2000.



Z, there are *lots* of other meanings, according to www.acronymfinder.com:

Page Map Table
Pastoral Ministry Team
Personnel Mobilization Team (US Naval Reserve; aka PERSMOBTEAM)
Philippine Military Training
Photo Mechanical Transfer
Photomultiplier Tube
Portable Maintenance Tool
Post-Millennium Tension
Postmobilization Training
Practical Military Training
Preemptive Multi-Tasking
Pre-Menstrual Tension (UK Variation of PMS)
Pre-Millennium Tension
Production Monitoring Test
Program Management Team
Programmed Management System for Telecommunications
Project Management Team

They do not give "Printed Mechanical Transfer (Graphics)," but I can ask them to add it.

-- David L (bumpkin@dnet.net), June 12, 2000.


Oops, just noticed that they do show "Photo Mechanical Transfer." Could that have been what you meant to refer to.

-- David L (bumpkin@dnet.net), June 12, 2000.

Post-Millennium Tension? Like, what is that??

-- Normally (Oxsys@aol.com), June 12, 2000.

David L:

To be relevant, I went to a UK site. On the other hand. here is the information about PMS. I particularly like: PMS Phoenix Missile System . :^)

Acronym Definition

PMS NAVSEA Program Manager PMS PAC II Project Management System PMS Pacific Masters Swimming PMS Package Management System (Computer Software) PMS Pamper Me Softly, Inc. PMS Pantone Matching System (color matching for publishing) PMS Particle Measurement System PMS Patient Monitoring System PMS Pavement Management System PMS Payson Middle School PMS Pedestal Mounted Stinger PMS Performance Management System PMS Performance Measurement System PMS Performance Monitoring System PMS Permanent Measurement System PMS Personal Mailing System PMS Phantom Menace Syndrome (Star Wars) PMS Philips Medical Systems PMS Phoenix Missile System PMS Pines Montessori School (Kingwood, TX, USA) PMS Pipeline Management System PMS Planned Maintenance Schedule/Systems PMS Planned Maintenance System/Subsystem PMS Pony Motor Starting PMS Portable Monitoring Set PMS Portable Monitoring System PMS Post Meal Sleepies :-) PMS Post-Millennium Stress PMS Power Modulation Symposium PMS Practice Management System PMS Pre Marital Sex PMS Pre-Menstrual Syndrome PMS Pre-Millennium Stress PMS Presidential Management Staff (Philippines) PMS Preventive Maintenance System PMS Probability of Mission Success PMS Processor Memory Switch PMS Procurement/Personnel Management System PMS Production Management Specialist PMS Professional Military Studies PMS Professor of Military Science PMS Profiler Meteorological System PMS Program Management Specialist PMS Program Management Squadron PMS Program Management Support PMS Program Management System PMS Program Manager Surface PMS Program Master Schedule PMS Program/Project Manager, Sea (NAVSEA) PMS Programme Maghribo-Sahilien PMS Project Management System PMS Project Manager Ships PMS Project/Program Manager, Ship (Naval Sea Systems Command) PMS Property Management System PMS Proud Marin Sisters PMS Provisioning Monitoring System PMS Public Message Service PMS Public Message System PMS Pueblo Middle School PMS Pulse, Motor, Sensation

Best wishes,,,,

Z

-- Z1X4Y7 (Z1X4Y7@aol.com), June 12, 2000.


Oh well, we are used to this site; have to go no time to fix the formating.

Best wishes,,,,

Z

-- Z1X4Y7 (Z1X4Y7@aol.com), June 12, 2000.



PMT = Private Mental Torture?

-- Debbie (dbspence@usa.net), June 12, 2000.

My gawd, aren't there any REAL men around here? Or just these snivelin sissies? =)

-- cin (cin@cin.cin), June 12, 2000.

No man is good enough for cin. She got a little hurt so now she hates all men. Get that chip off your shoulder, bitch.

-- (man abused @ by .cinloo), June 12, 2000.

You say bitch like it's a bad thing. By the way, I would never let myself be abused by a man. God help the man who tries. I've had my heart broken a couple of times, who hasn't. But I've never married, so therefore I wasn't left by a husband. I know you thought you had me all figureed out but, try try again. You're really bad at these guesses.

-- cin (cin@cin.cin), June 12, 2000.

p.s. I don't hate men. I do, however, have low-no tolerance for men with a big abusive mouth, and no real guts. Could that be you?

-- cin (cin@cin.cin), June 12, 2000.

Z,

With all those definitions to choose from I'll leave you to choose which one could really get to Netghost ! LOL.

-- Chris (griffen@globalnet.co.uk), June 13, 2000.


cin-You go sista!!

-- Cherri (sams@brigadoon.com), June 14, 2000.

2 kids without getting married?? What a stupid slut!

-- Newsflash (your.shit@stinks.too), June 14, 2000.

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