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Following Anita's lead heh heh

-- Big Oh (deviant@hothead.com), June 07, 2000

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It appears "someone" has a problem with other people having relationships, calling names and trying to degrade them for it.

Well MY Name Is Cherri and I have sex. (welcome Cherri) I must admit that I have been having sex for 30 years now,(mumble from the group) I thought it was okay, Everyone else had sex, I am here for the 12 steps I need to stop so I will not be called a whore by some mysterious poster (who calls this a chat room). I will come to meetings three times a day and smoke cigarettes and drink coffee to take up my time so I don't fall back into the destructive ways that lead me to have sex.

Hello, My name is Cherri (hello Cherri from (the group))I also don't spell so well, it is a sickness and I need help, I am here for the 12 step speling help program.

Hello my name is Cherri and I post on this "chatroom" (hello Cherri (from the group)) I am a Mother and I chat. I enjoy discussing seriouse and silly things with other adults , I am here for the 12 step Moms who post program.(Even though, like today, I have posted in this "chatroom" in between packing, going to one childs school, taking the other to get and cash her pay check and going over to feed my Father. I have just bathed my 9 year old and gotten her ready to go to the mariners baseball game with her Father (who is my SO of 30 years, who I have sex with!I am a bad person......

My name is Cherri and I do not live my life as LL thinks I should (hello Cherri (from the group))and I am here for the 12 step program to learn to live my life as LL thinks all people should....*snicker*

-- Cherri (sams@brigadoon.com), June 07, 2000.


That was GREAT, Cherri. Some have no children, young or grown, so there's less ammunition than available for folks like ME. Where would *I* even start in listing the 12-step programs I'd need? Might we conclude that if my 87-year old mom doesn't care about it a program isn't required?

Sex outside of marriage - Yep - mom doesn't care. Kids with piercings and tattoos - Yep - mom doesn't care. Ants in the kitchen - Yep - Mom doesn't know yet. Beer drinker - Yep - mom doesn't care. Internet user - Yep - mom doesn't care. Lazy bum - Yep - Haven't noticed if mom has noticed.

It's humorous when we think about it. The folks who really matter in our lives accept us, warts and all. The folks who judge us don't even KNOW us, and they not only think they have a right to judge us, but think we CARE.

Big Oh: You go first on the details, eh?

-- Anita (Anita_S3@hotmail.com), June 07, 2000.


SEX!!! What sex???

Got any pictures??

-- (chester@the.molester), June 07, 2000.


I have a tatoo, wanna see a picture?

And tell me more about this sex thread. Is it on a spool that you can use to sew it into clothes? Do you tie it around your finger (or other extremity) to remind you to have sex? Or about sex? Speaking of tieing...is it true that some men use rubber bands to...to what and why? How come only the women are talking about sex in detail on this board?

-- Cherri (sams@brigadoon.com), June 08, 2000.


One morning a guy named Hank came downstairs to each breakfast and go to work, when his wife said, "Hank, you looks bad." And Hank replied, "That's funny, cuz I feels good."

So Hank went to work and his friend, Joe said the same thing; "Hank, you looks bad. You oughta see a doctor." And Hank said, "I feels pretty good, but maybe you're right." So Hank went, and told the doctor, "Doc, I feels good, but I looks bad." And the doctor said "Wait just a minute," And began thumbing through his manual..... " Let's see,...feels good/looks good,..no, that's not it.....Looks bad/feels bad,...no, that's not it....Ah!, here it is...feels good/looks bad...Say! you're a vagina!"

-- KoFE (wasn'tsureifIshouldsign@myname.com), June 08, 2000.



Lileth,

Can you come out and play? Maybe now is a good time to splain the"Order of the Morning Wood"!!!

Woooooohooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!

-- capnfun (capnfun1@excite.com), June 08, 2000.


Hi group (raising hands and waving feverishly) this is my first time here, my name is SUMER. Group: HIGH sumer!!! sumer: arent I always? sits down.

Big Nice looking dude stands to feet: Hi sumer, I'm the Cap of Fun, walks over to sumer and gives her a keychain with a 'toy' on it.

Thanks mumbles sumer. Long time group member Cherri and Anita stand to their feet at same time both at same time loudly " Hey we never got a keychain!" Cap of fun, graciously hands both ladies and keychain w/toy and loudly proclaims

"WOHHHHHOOOOOOOO, Sandwrestling tonite at my place...."

Other one sits silently in chair sulking and has stinking thinking problem mutters under 'her' breath "no good mothers bet they came to this meeting just to pick up a man" as SHE herself WISHES she had a key chain with BIG toy!!!!

Okay, how was that? :-)

---sumer

-- consumer (shh@aol.com), June 08, 2000.


Cherri, I got such a kick out of your first post! I even laughed all over again every time I read, "(hello, Cherri (from the group))." Whatta visual -- with audio! Forum-wise, you made my day with this one. Thank you!

-- eve (eve_rebekah@yahoo.com), June 08, 2000.

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