Ligoniere, IN: At 2 p.m. today our factory human resource department announced all vacations scheduled for next week will be cancelled. They are doing this because they're afraid Y2k may cause problems the first week of Jan. and want to have parts stocked up!!! Most of the people were screaming mad....all I could do was laugh. Here it is, 14 days left 'til Jan. 1st, and they are just NOW starting to worry? They haven't even had their computers checked yet! The place aught to be a zoo by next Thur. (our last scheduled day to work.)

-- justme (justme@myhouse.com), December 17, 1999

Ah yes - the personal testimony. Proof positive for any memetic doomer willing to listen.

Vindicated Regards,
Andy Ray

-- Andy Ray (andyman633@hotmail.com), June 06, 2000

Answers

ANDY

Andy, I call my sugar Andy

Because I'm sweet on Andy

And Andy's sweet on me

He understands me

My understanding Andy

And Andy's always handy

When I need sympathy

I wish that there were four of him

So I could love much more of him

He has taken my complete heart

Got a sweet tooth for my sweetheart

Andy, it's gonna be just dandy

The day I take my Andy

And make him mine, all mine.

-- (nemesis@awol.com), June 06, 2000.

Nemesis! Don't even go there, honey. Everyone knows that Andy Ray is my boyfriend. Oooo, sugar...*wink*

Possessive Regards,
Andy Boy

-- Andy Boy (andyboy666@hotmale.com), June 07, 2000.

To the homosexual above, can you please keep your "preference" to yourself?

-- imposter (please@shut.up), June 08, 2000.