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It's amazing! You will understand the above word by the end of the conversation...... Read aloud for best results. "Tendjewberrymud" Be warned, you're going to find yourself talking "funny" for a while after reading this.

This has been nominated for best email of 1999.

The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review.....

Room Service (RS): "Morny. Ruin sorbees"

Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service"

RS: "Rye..Ruin sorbees...morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??"

G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs"

RS: "Ow July den?"

G: "What??"

RS: "Ow July den?...pry, boy, pooch?"

G: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."

RS: "Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?"

G: "Crisp will be fine."

RS: "Hokay. An San tos?"

G: "What?"

RS: "San tos. July San tos?"

G: "I don't think so"

RS: "No? Judo one toes??"

G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one toes 'means."

RS: "Toes! toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping we bother?"

G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

RS: "We bother?"

G: "No..just put the bother on the side."

RS: "Wad?"

G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."

RS: "Copy?"

G: "Sorry?"

RS: "Copy...tea...mill?"

G: "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."

RS: "One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem, tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy....rye??"

G: "Whatever you say"

RS: "Tendjewberrymud"

G : "You're welcome"

-- "Tendjewberrymud" (Tendjewberrymud@Tendjewberrymud.Tendjewberrymud), June 04, 2000

Answers

nema schlitza, nema peewa.

-- f (d@w.k), June 04, 2000.

MR PUPPIES

MR NOT PUPPIES

OSARC

MR NOT PUPPIES

MR TWO

southern classic.

-- consumer (shh@aol.com), June 05, 2000.


IB M R Puppies!

-- Deb M. (vmcclell@columbus.rr.com), June 05, 2000.

why do you expect everyone in the world to speak perfect english, what of an Asian visited the US, would you expect the hotel room service in Utah or wherever to speak his national language

-- richard (richard.dale@onion.com), June 05, 2000.

richard,
I agree, but I didn't interpret the story as meant to insult. It's the incident that I find funny, just as when a relative from England couldn't understand why we youngsters didn't care for "pudding," until we all realized that her "pudding" was our "dessert."

-- David L (bumpkin@dnet.net), June 05, 2000.


Deb: Rofl, I 4got the last part.........

thanks :-)

-- consumer (shh@aol.com), June 05, 2000.


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